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Show U. I. TI3IE TABLE West Hound: No. 3 11:50 p. m. Local. No. 25. 12:47 p. m. (just after noon.). This is the through train. No. 71. The Fillmore Train. 12:40 p. m. (just alter noon) KAST BOUND: No. 4. 1:23 a. m. No. 72. From Fillmore. This train goes via Provo. Time: 3:15 p. m. No. 2G. Through train; goes to Salt Lake via Tintic. Time: 3:25 p. m. A Mean Advantage "Gentlemen," said the chairman of a public banquet, "before I Introduce the next speaker there will be a ten-minute ten-minute recess, giving you all a chance to go out and stretch your legs." "Who is the next speaker?" Inquired a guest. "Before answering that question I would rather wait until you come back," was the chairman's reply. A Harry-up Call! "My boss says he can't come, after all," said the plumber's boy. "But as It was a 'hurry-up' call, he sent me." ' "But I never sent for anyone," said the mistress of the house, rather puzzled. "O, then," the hoy concluded, "It must have been the folks as was here before you moved in." Any Bug in a Storm "Do you hear that?" asked the fair maid, as there came to their ears the sound of a heavy step. "It Is father. Fly, sweetheart, fly!" "Y-ou mean dee," corrected the lover. "Just as you please but this Is no time for entomological distinctions." Country Gentleman. |
