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Show Taking No Chances. "What's going on here?" "A prize fight, mister. The purse Is a quarter." "What's that youngster doing up a tree while another boy walks around below with a club in his hand?" "Oh, that feller in the tree is the stakeholder." Evidently Not a Tooth Doctor. "Shall I tell the doctor a patient Is waiting?" "No; tell him an impatient is waiting." Some Men Never Learn. "Brown has married again." "He didn't deserve his freedom." Boston Transcript. A Deficit. "The money in circulation per capita cap-ita is said to be ?G2.4S." "Somebody has my $02." If you would become student of human nature begin by studying your own. An apple (of discord) a day is the devil to pay. Propriety. The gay Lothario, having been asKeu to sing, approached the careful girl. "Will you accompany me on the piano?" he asked. "Not without a chaperon," answered the careful girl. Because she was a very, very careful care-ful girl. American Legion Weekly. Many a sharp retort is made in blunt language. |