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Show Never Had 'Em. Old Dick was a plantation darky. He was rarely sick, and he always claimed it was due to the way he had lived. One day as he was walking down the street a local merchant, taking advantage of his ignorance, accosted ac-costed him thus: "Dick, one of your best friends has ust told me that you have ancestors of the worst sort." "Now, look heah, Cap'in Gawg. I doan want to hurt nobody, but I jes' want to know who dat man was wot tol you, an' I sho will go after him, cause he done gone and 'suit me. Me got ancestors? Why, cap'in. that's is big a lie as w-as eber told; I neber had nothin' in my life but the mumps and colic." National Monthly. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Bears the Vi Signature of Cajffl&JU4. In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria A Militant Man. "It is easy enough to please women and children," said a business man the other day. "I once owed several thousand dollars and did not have any idea how I should pay the amount, but finally resolving to forget the whole business, I sent down a big box of roses and a wind-up train that ran on a track. You have no Idea how happy the household was then. "But I am still wondering how I am going to pay my debts." Tlii Crmph is wlmt hurls, hut tlie tirtle is In blnnie. Dean's Men! li'-htted Couph Dropa stop the tickle 5c at good Druggists. According to the Times. "1 say. old boy. have you a fiver to lend for a week or so?" "Here's a church member note." "What kind might that be?" "One that is bound to keep lent." |