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Show Inadequate. Strickland C.lllllan, the lecturer and tbe man who pole vaulted Into fame by bit "Off Ag'ln, on Ag".t Klnnlgln" verses, was about to deliver a lecture In a small Missouri town. He tsked he chairman of the committee whether wheth-er he might have a small pitcher of ke water on the platform table. "To drink?" queried the committee ,man. 'o., answered Gllllnan. "I do a high diving act." Everybody's Magazine. Mag-azine. French Humor. "French humor Is a little too broad for us and. when It Isn't broad, It it apt to be disgusting." The speaker was Miss Gladys Un-eer, Un-eer, who hat tdapted so many French plays. She continued: "A Frenchman told me a Joke the the- day. He tald two rustic sweethearts sweet-hearts were walking out together. Tbe girl remarked: "'I like you very well. Gaston, all except those letters, G. S , Tatooed on your band.' "'Hut,' tald Gaston, 'don't you know, toy dear, (bat It's the latest style to have your Initials on your . handkerchief." |