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Show I iiBaaBBMBPBasssssssssassi : MORAL FOR THE MONEY-MAD Hope of Becoming Millionaires About on a Par With the Washerwoman's Washer-woman's Delusion. Prof. Warren M. Heldler of Ilethel, Pa., In a recent address mad the striking atmertlon that the American peoplo, money-mad, taught their children chil-dren how to eurn a living, but not bow to live. "There Is no viler, and there Is no vainer ambition," said l'rofi'Hsor Heldler Held-ler to a reporter, "than that of the American boy to become a millionaire. What perrentngo of our boys do become be-come millionaires? It would take a good many duclmals to work that out, believe me! "The boy who sets his heart on a million fares likes the waxherwoman w ho set her heart on a crons-eyed aeronaut. aero-naut. '"I hear you married that croaa-eyed aeronaut last week?" said a friend. "'Yes, I did.' replied tho washerwoman, washer-woman, as she rocked back and forth over her tub. "Yes, I married him, and I gave him f.100 out of my bulldlu' asHoclutlon to start an alruhlp factory.' fac-tory.' " 'That sor said the friend. 'Where Is he now?' "'I don't know,' said the washerwoman. washer-woman. Tin waltln' for him to come back from his honeymoon.'" |