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Show Wonderful Crops. Secretary of Agriculture Wilson was talking to the Washington Star about the record cropa of 1912. "Th-e wonderful crops." he said, "are a'moat enough to make you believe be-lieve the croat cut saw story. "A farmer, you know, aend his hired niau to a neighbor's with a note saving: '"Friend Smith: Will you please lend me your cns-cut aaw, as I wlah to rut a watermelon up ao a to get It Into my drayT "The neighbor wrote back: "'Krlend Jones: I would be glad to lend you my aaw, but same has Just gut stuck In a ranteloupe." " |