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Show I ALMOST INCREDIBLE. , Wakely Wlilrly must be making an wful lot of money. Wisely I should say he Is. I actually believe he Is making more than hie wife can spend. ! Accorded Full Title. One of the New York representatives representa-tives In congress tells of a social function in an asscmbl) district political po-litical club on the Fast Side, whereat the chairman of tho entertainment committee acted as master of ceremonies. cere-monies. The chairman was very busy Intro-duelnic Intro-duelnic the newly-arrived members of the club to the guests, who Included a number of municipal offleers. Tho representative mentioned was presented pre-sented In a way to halve his official honors with his wife, as "The Honorable Honor-able and Mrs. Congressman lilank." Next came a couple who were not known to tho master of ceremonies, but. after receiving tho correct name In a whisper, he announced: "Mr. and Mrs. Inspector of Hydrants, Hy-drants, Faucets and Shupworka Casey." Ca-sey." Upplucott's. How He Left. The servants were ditscup.slng the matter below stairs. "Master and mistress ad something of a row last nlsbt, I 'ear," said the butler ponderously. "You should have heard 'em," answered an-swered tho parlor maid In a shocked tone. "Scandalous Is what I calls It!" "They tell me 'e ran out, cranked 'Is motor car and left In It." "No." said the maid, positively, "he didn't leave In his machine; I distinctly dis-tinctly heard the mistress say he left In a huff." London Answers. Accounted For. "How Is It so many people seem aW to pet the money to buy automobiles with?" "If you only notice, they are the ens-lest ens-lest thlnRs In the world with which to raise the dust." Unmanageable. She Can you manage a typewriter? He No. 1 married one. It's usually the fool who rocks the boat that lives to tell the tale. |
