OCR Text |
Show Chivalrous In Fscs of Misfortune. At a mass meeting recently In a nearby town an old and foremost citi-cen citi-cen who clings to the sartorial style of years ago, was called upon for hla views on the subject In discussion. He made a brief apench, and aa he waa compelled to hurry back to bla office, be turned to the seat next to bla, en which he had deposited bla allk hat. Just In time to see a woman flatten It completely by sitting on It Ever polite, bla feelings were nevertheless never-theless stirred, and the beat he could think of to aay under the circumstances circum-stances was: "I I I hope you have not Injured yourself, madam." Kansas City 8Ur. |