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Show Virtuous Youth. "CohK'niUilntions, niy boy," said tlie nttornoy, "you linvo inherited a nice little fortune." "Yes," iissented tlie forlunnte youth. "I suppose you will pay u lot of your dehls now?" "I lmd thought ot It, but I concluded to iniike no change in my manner of living. I don't wunt to be accused of vulgar display." Easy Instruction. "What are munificent people, liop?" "Why, they're the ones who are making munitions, sun." "Fifty-Fifty." In Corwnll, Kngland, there was a case involving the ownership of an eight-day clock. After listening to the parties tlie judge said to tlie plaintiff: "You get tlie clock." "What do I get?" asked the defendant. defend-ant. "You get the eight days." Pertinent Inquiry. "See, my dear, what beautiful green dresses the trees have In summer!" "And, ma, In winter do they pack the beautiful green dresses in their trunks?" |