Show Finger Pointing With chuck Your columnist who recently returned re re- turned from the San Diego fair California Pacific International Exposition and who had also spent the summer of 31 34 at the Century of Progress in Chicago brings home vital statistics In both expositions only college men or grads were qualified to apply for the jobs of pulling the rickshaws around the fair grounds Hence in the opinion of the carnival car car- authorities I mention carnival carnival carnival car car- car car- because the Worlds World's Fair was wasa a highly overrated and oversized sideshow the San Diego Expo is an underrated one only college men are fit for the work of coolies which reveals the astonishing astonishing aston aston- astonishing progress and remarkable facility shown this century for rush rushing ng ahead by leaps and bounds Indeed we have progressed In fact one might well ask What price education when a coolie job can be had for the asking 1 For Forthe Forthe Forthe the benefit of seniors and future grads the next great exposition is at Dallas Tex If you happen to togo togo togo go there for a job however dont don't tell them youre you're a college man and perhaps you may get a more mor advanced advanced advanced ad ad- position as barker on a hot-dog hot standI stand I I wonder how many of the visitors visitors visitors tors who gushed and gurgled over the Ford Bowl at the C. C P. P I. I E. E I knew that it was built by FERA labor and that Mr r. r r. r Ford agreed to bring in his exhibit Ford building building building build build- ing and his prestige only after the carnival authorities had consented consented consented con con- to allow his name to be plastered all over the bowl 1 It happened during a a. physics II exam that one of the ultra bril students propounded a new theory to supplant Archimedes The question Why does an iceberg iceberg iceberg ice ice- berg foat The answer Because it has floating power Came the profs prof's angry retort in red ink A Plymouth also has floating power but it cant can't float float Such div diversity of opinions among these physicists Says an English major on first reading The Way Vay of All Flesh But its it's so different from the picture I think Samuel Butler deviated deviated deviated de de- too much from the the seen seen- ario The following interesting item was found in the lab notebook of of one of our profound chemists Chemical Analysis of I I. I Symbol WOO a member of the human family II Occurrence Can be found wherever man exists III Physical Properties 1 All colors and sizes 2 Always appears in disguised conditions Surface of face I I seldom unprotected by coating coating- of paint or film of powder 4 Melts when properly treated 3 Boils at nothing and may freeze at any moment 5 Very bitter if not used cor cor- IV Chemical Properties 1 Extremely active 2 Possesses great affinity for gold silver platinum and precious stones of all kinds 3 Violent reactions when left alone by man 4 Ability to absorb all sorts of expensive foods 5 Turns green when placed next to a better appearing men 6 fi h. Ages Acres verv very rapidly 7 s Fe-s 7 Fresh l variety has great magnetic magnetic magnetic mag mag- attraction 8 Highly explosive and likely to tobe tobe tobe be dangerous in inexperienced hands |