Show I Ambergris Mist By Paul Thomas As the result of a transfusion by President George Thomas donor donor donor do do- nor new blood has been instilled into the drive to curb cigarette smoking to restricted areas A staggering blow to some but not notto notto notto to those of us who can still knock over a at twenty paces while playing a violin a mouth or gan and writing a letter etter home with our feet I If cigarette smoking could be abolished like slavery the I bad would probably turn to mouth This would mean in every every every ev ev- ery classroom made of Utah copper copper copper cop cop- per with rubber mats underneath for the neophytes Also it would result in n exercise for muscles of the jaws which are gradually becoming becoming becoming be be- coming vestigial If soror sororities ties could be converted the girls couldn't talk so much with their mouths full for fear of swallowing In the main hallway of the park the pump could be re replaced replaced replaced re- re placed with a series of tuned cus cus- cus- cus Between classes might be heard Ave Maria or Tavern in the Town played by the Tooth Slit-Tooth Cuspidor Quartet t t The fraternity masquerade was as usual from the standpoints of groups on the campus campus cam cam- campus pus a howling success a dirty br brawl wl a on graft put To-put To put the whole affair in a nutshell where it belongs belongs belongs be be- longs people went in clothes which were too warm or in clothes if voluminous enough to be called such that were too placed ill-placed to keep them from catching cold Lynn Stockman and Grant Williams Williams Williams Wil Wil- liams with their partners got the cash awards for the best costumes and anH the rest of us got a Turkish bath or pneumonia and a bill from Hillam's One of the growing evils on this campus is the girls' girls riding class At first this atrocity could be overlooked but its propensities have reached a which is ominous The only advantage of the class are to enlarge ones one's outlook outlook outlook out out- look and give the gals an opportunity opportunity opportunity to mannequin their togs The female is a funny beast It spends hours and days getting clothes that cut away from the hips at the right rightangle that rightangle that angle that have havethe havethe the right sway and swerve swerve and and then dons riding rants pants that res em- em ble those of a boy scout which have passed from father to son These may be seen above dirty boots which could hold their shapely contents contents contents con con- tents along with several quarts of water I |