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Show Just Stood Pat. Talk about being between two fires, a Camden man was aroused by his wife tho other night, who said she thought a burglar was In the bouse and wanted papa to go downstairs and chase him. Pap.i promptly declined. "What's the matter?" scornfully asked wlfey. "are you afraid?" "No." replied the old man. replacing Ms head upon the pillow. "Hut while I'm downstairs chasing the burglar youll be going through my clothes, so It's about six In one and a half dozen In the other." rbiladelph la Telegraph. |