Show n H. H I. I PHILLIPS Lexicon of Global Diplomacy I Aggressor A A fellow who thinks three years long enough to wait for peace I f Unity Any Any man using a mirror to establish a quorum of two necessary necessary necessary I sary for an agreement on someI some some- I thing A Satellite A man with a foot on onI onh I h his neck trying to act as if it he liked it I Fascist Anybody who opposes Communism j Economic Imperialist A guy who keeps books knows where he j stands and likes to plan for tomor tomor- I row Appeaser Any Any man who before going over Niagara Falls in a barrel wants to see if it has a top and bot- bot tom om Collaboration The act of almost agreeing on a point at which neither will yield The Communists of Russia are celebrating the anniversary of their founding It seems to the rest of the world that it has been under denunciation twice that long A yearling trotter brought at a sale in Harrisburg recently Some fellow is convinced that gas rationing is coming back Christmas shopping this year Is going to bring back tender memories of the days when you could get something for somebody somebody somebody some some- body for less than 25 Half those dizzy spells these days may be caused by watching the newsreel photos of football games |