Show I C Chatter ha tt e r 8 Box 0 X r Dear Suzy The only thing I can figure as asto asto asto to why Ot Watch did it was that he has been working too hard at atthe atthe atthe the bank and had other things on his mind Anyway the other day he wheeled out of the garage and driveway backing up all the way and all the way It was was was- right across across across a- a cross the street where he smacked into Taylors Taylor's car which was parked on the other side of the street and well back from possible damages from other cars but It was not far farenough farenough farenough enough back as Mr proved to him Now Mr Watch's back end Is caved in of course I mean the back end of his car so keep your mind clean and the Taylor car Is not too good looking Mr doesn't worry about it too much as ashe aslie he lie figures Glen Crowford wont won't hear about it and as long as Glen doesn't know all is well It Is now that season of the year when we stop pause and give thanks for one thing or another an gorge ourselves on Turkey Turkey Turkey Tur Tur- key dr dressing sweet potatoes white potatoes olives celery hot rolls cranberry sauce escalloped oysters pickles relish two kinds of pie fruit cake ice cream candy and then top it all of ot with some Turns and a long nap I And so of course let us pause now and see what the different people have to be thankful for I find In my travels that these are the people followed by the things they are thankful for at this Thanksgiving Mrs Nate Ward for the fact that the goose and duck season is closed closed closed clos clos- ed as she has been a goose widow widow widow wid wid- ow for the whole of this season Neighbors of Bill Starley for the fact that the irrigation season is over and now they have dry streets with an occasional dampness followed followed followed fol fol- lowed by a storm All members of the Society of Ditch Jumpers Who Didn't Make It for the fact that 99 percent of the water is frozen now thus cutting down their chances to gain an extra palm by slipping in again Herman Munster for the fact that he has gone a whole year wherein he has told the truth and nothing but te to Van Bishop is thankful that he has a large stock of bubble gum Nobe Peterson Peterson Peterson Peter Peter- son is happy that there still are Democrats so that he will always have someone to rib Glen Crawford Crawford Crawford Craw Craw- ford s 's thankful that there are people people people peo peo- so that he will always have someone to rib period The The- Odd Fellows are thankful that there still are turkeys and people wanting wanting wanting want want- ing to pot them for a quick snack some cold day day- dayBill Bill Killpack Is thankful that Tharol Larson only has two weaknesses hunting and fishing Tharol Larson is thankful that Bill Killpack knows how to farm while he hunts and fishes Orlin Hunsaker is thankful that his joint over the overpass didn't really really really real real- ly tumble in as it looked as though it would on two separate occasions occasions occasions occa occa- June Hinckley gives thanks that I he hasn't been mentioned favorably favorably favorably favor favor- ably or otherwise in the column for several weeks now The Progressive Ticket is very thankful that city I elections only come every two years All the men of Hinckley are happy that the cold weather has I I came now so that they are not subject to hard and long work at I cleaning up their premises so as asto asto to hold the title of the cleanest I town in Utah All the people of Oak City are thankful that they live right and thus get nice heavy snow storms whereas Delta gets only a heavy frost Oscar Kelly L. L N N. N Nickle and Spence Wright are thankful got sick this month so now the three of them can goto goto go goto to Lake Mead and fish all during the month of January while recuperates All of the people are thankful that there is still almost a month in which to do their Christmas Christmas Christmas Chris Chris- shopping And last but not alot least Im I'm Thankful that I still have havea a complete skin with no blemishes I black eyes or twisted arms Toots |