Millard County Chronicle | 1947-05-22 | Page 3 | Just Jesting

J J r 0 Squeeze Play Walter Walter Walter-I I proposed to Tessie in inthe inthe inthe the gara garage e. e John What John What happened Walter Walter She She wouldn't let me back out Fair Warning A mother took her year seven-year-old son with her to the grocery store The grocer noticed the boy eyeing a large barrel of 0 apples so he gave him one Watch out for the worms so son son 4 admonished admonished ad ad- mo shed his mother Any worms in this chit here apple appl better better bet bet- better ter watch out for me tm the youngster retorted The Kind He Knew The teacher had recited The Landing of the Pilgrims Then she requested each pupil to draw from his or her imagination a picture picture picture pic pic- ture of Plymouth Rock Up spoke Willie Please teacher teach teach- er a hen or rooster Middle age is that period of a aman's amans amans aman's amans aman's mans man's life when he would rather not have a good time than to have to get over one That's It Where is the managers manager's office office office of of- fice asked the salesman Follow the passage until you come to the sign reading No INo Ad Ad- Go upstairs till you see seethe seethe seethe the sign Keep Out Follow the corridor till you see the sign Silence Silence Si ISi lence then yell for him