Show I I JiUL W Mr and Mrs were st staying ying at an exclusive seaside hotel One evening at dinner the conversation turned to music with special reference to Mozart What a coincidence said Mrs Only this morning I saw him on the Number Five bus with his wife they were going down to the beach A dreadful silence followed and for the rest of the meal Mrs New New- rich was acutely aware that she had dropped a brick As soon as they were alone her husband rounded on her You and your ignorance Dont Don't you know that the Number Five bus doesn't go down to the beach |