Show B B Extends Courtesy to Coeds For the past quarter of of a a century cen- cen century century cen cen- tury Skull and Bones Dones an honorary and secretive organization on the its University campus has as been constant as name implies death to its holier than thou principles It has been a a nightmare nightmare nightmare night night- a responsible faculty faculty faculty fac fac- fac- fac mare to many member ember Many a proxy has shaken with fright and their fears havo not been unfounded For was it not held a secret by school authorities authorities authorities au au- au- au when a cadaver was once found in the presidents president's office The period of secret investigation which followed was for the purpose of smelling students students' fingers to toi trace the guilty culprits As you in formaldehyde formaldehyde formaldehyde for for- know the cadavers are kept to preserve them The stained odor from this powerful disinfectant was traceable on the I hands of those who touched the corpse But the success of this i worthy body was due to its formal declaration and pledge of silence the and also to to their purposes great number of medics who had stained fingers At another time long years since the University had a plot of ground on which was grown an annual crop of o grass This happened to be the only piece of grass on the campus and it was located in front of the Liberal Arts building However ever this lovely resting place for students was not available to our old alumni as is our campus lawn today It so happened happened happened hap hap- that Dean Van Cott owned a cow and the cow needing green nourishment pastured on the luscious luscious luscious lus lus- cious grass The students were grievously wronged But Bee were nine men strong There must have have M been some medics in the group that year because the cow V was doctored and put in Dean Van Cotts Cott's office for the night Such is the side of Bee that the University as a whole is accustomed accustomed accustomed tomed to seeing However at this time Skull and Bones wishes to show another side of its nature by making a proposal which should be of interest to the student body It seems that our school dances unless big costume affairs where battling is to be expected are arc not Hnot so hot as the expression goes In view of this and with a desire to see justice done to the fair sex of our Alma Mater Bee has asked asked asked ask ask- ed Mortar Board to promote with themselves and to sponsor to their liking a gathering of distinction and quality Skull and Bones is isnow isnow isnow now anticipating a social highlight highlight highlight high high- light for November 21 It will be bea a formal dinner-dance dinner the dinner will be served in cabaret fashion from 8 30 on the tables will be encircled encircled encircled en en- I circled around the Union building ballroom with the lights adjusted for the occasion Wine will not be served at the tables but in every other respect aristocratic dignity will prevail throughout For the sake of incoming students and our oar student bodies in the future it is hoped that this new Bee en endeavor n. n deavor will lend a touch of unqualified unqualified un qualified distinction to top hill-top so so- |