Show Knights nights of St. St Pat Challenge Medics to Tilt Raking up the coals of antipathy the Engineers once again gain challenge the Medics to prove the prowess which they claim by a battle of honor on the football field The official challenge challenge challenge chal chal- lenge follows HEAR YE YEt SISSIES We Ve the members of the honorable Knights of Saint Pat challenge the members of the School of Cadavers ers to a game of football football football foot foot- ball to be played on the Cummings Cumming's Field The Engineering Society solemnly solemnly soli sol sol- sol sol- warns the sissies of i medicines that they will be publicly humiliated before the howling crowd in such a manner manner manner man man- ner that they y will be outcasts for the remainder of their earthly daze Football is a gentlemen's game and as such we realize our reputation will be jeopardized jeopardized jeopardized by cont contact ct with the uncouth members of the School of Medicine However Howe after the fray the Honorable Knights will cleanse themselves es with acids and rare waters to forever forever forever for for- ever banish the contamination contacted in the event ent with the unclean Medics The Engineers also want the members of the School of Medicine to disguise themselves themselves themselves' themselves themselves' them them- selves selves' to such an extent that they will not be confused with the cadavers that the they are used to working with Engineers Engineers Engineers Engi Engi- do not want to become involved ed with the Humane Society for being disrespectful disrespect disrespect- ful to the dead It has always been difficult for the Knights nights to distinguish the cadavers and Medics from each other especially when there is a leeward wind blowing the theodors theodors theodors odors into the stands Therefore ye stupid ones prepare thy reputations as football players for a funeral and be he ready to meet defeat as bovines should Signed The Engineers |