Show I t Y MA tY GRAHAM BONNER CX h. h n 6 A LOBSTER JOKE now how strange people said Mr Ir Lobster They only have e two l legs they live onland on land land C- C flow queer they be s a I d Mrs Ir Lobster wJ T h c r e t the he 1 ere creatures n t u I e s who travel tra In ht Ships I r they're re the ones one wI who 0 go O fishing and they're thief the ones who talk fungi fUn uy lIy words all the tine continued Mi h Lobster They line mie to eat ent us s too I Horrible crew lures tures The Ones Who Go Mrs r S. S r. r 0 h t c r rIS F IS I ling 9 Why do o t hi h e c y want to eat ent us Because were we're good to eat said i Mr Lobster Oh really I That is why so 10 many of thin the cousins and relatives leave us Is It I She was not very cry old you see and she had many many things to learn Yes said Mr Lobster thy they go goto II to be bc catch enten hy by the people But Dut were werl werlo o a great reat luxury In most places that thatIs Is were we're very expensive and were we're were consIdered a great treat thou though h there are some places where were we're so plentiful plen- plen that we are quite quite cheap It Is 13 h better to be expensive said hs Lobster We IVe wouldn't be so apt to get caught if IC we were so ex ex- pensive e We Ve mIght mIss beIng captured because because be- be cause there wasn't enough mone money to I pay for tor us hAh Au said Mr Ir Lobster that maybe may maybe be so but still It if we were cheap cheal and there were plenty of us we ml might ht not get caught because they didn't need us I Id rather think of It my own way said Mrs Lobster Also r I like to thInk o of m myself self asan ns as nn an expensive e lux FISH ur ury It If I thought l were going to be expensive I would not mind so much e beIng caught o And were we're red a N when we go on th the tables us as part oj of i salad or all cooked up In n a piping hot 1151 said Mr Lobster NS not green after we are cup lUP n and nd cooked Is that realTy so o An Expensive asked ed Mrs Lob Lob- Luxury ster Really neally so slId said Mr Lobster why sonic fome people vm fn say when they have ha very red faces that tl y nr are as lS red as lobsters lob er t As green IS as lobsters lobsters' sound sound al to me ate said Mrs Irs Lob Lob- str ster nut But people can cantell tell teU the lie way the wind Is blowIng and whether n a storm I Is coining b by the wa way they say we I have hae l looked acted und and pointed d so lets let's lobi tUne them this Yes let us us fool them and have o our r good J kt agreed II's r QI t r i i I I I |