Show MODERNITY Of all the foolish simp fads that ever came over a longsuffering longsuffering long- long suffering public the present hair cut cutIs cutIs cutis Is positively It The editor knows for he wears one You go into the shingling shop you with mien and bearing Ilke like Sir Henry Irving a shelf like adornment of the at the back giving you that dignified and balanced look that we all so cherish and yearn for you sit in the chair with happy thoughts of what a striking personage you really are and sit there contentedly And while your eyes are shut that fell wretch behind your back proceeds proceeds proceeds pro pro- deliberately to mangle your beauty Taking down a baby size of sheep shear he revels in skimming off your locks the faster the thing hums and the closer it skins you down to the bare the happier that barber feels And when you get through the wife of your bosom who knows knows' your our every fault and mole bets with the rest of your family that they ca cant can't t tell where the nape of your neck ends and the solid bean begins And she he gets away with it too for the man woman woman woman wo wo- wo- wo man or child doesn't live who can nuzzle that riddle out And your youngest pipes up Gee have to wash pretty far up the back of his neck now And all your friends study a moment when they see your like that to decide whether youre you're wearing a wig or not The little quaint old-fashioned old Jap doll with bean skinned up to a level levela a little higher than Its ears and then a thatch above That's It Now youve you've got the Idea And then to cap the climax add a pair of thick-rimmed thick glasses glass glass- es can mount no higher notch 14 j Well We'll gladly write write the obituary notice free of th the barber on whom is saddled the blame for originating this latest abomination |