Show I By Jabs HUGH and ac C. C COTTERELL Blabs 1 I Heard at Saturdays Saturday's game when two cops were h helping a stiff up one of the aisles amid much arm waving he said Ill be alright sleight just as soon soon as Im I'm out in the air The Profs who I think tRink are O. O K The ones who say No fio No quiz to to- to d day y Dean Beal of the School 01 of Business reports an increase in enrollment enrollment enrollment en en- in his department this term maybe there is something to that cartoon on his office wall walI it is that one where a deans dean's office is swamped by lads who are saying Dad says I have to take economics this year The Tribune information service no longer gives answers to what sound like school questions The Board of Education asked cooperation cooperation cooperation co co- operation to make the juveniles I I I personally look up their home homework no work if the question sounds the inquirer is called on onit it Stanford has increased the number number number num num- enrolled from the ber of women traditional to 1500 this year jear reports state that the men are shaving twice a week and some have even been caught discarding cords and sweaters for business suits on class days Last week the Junior Chamber of Commerce took some pictures of ofU U UK voting for the first time this fall a banner in the background read Vote as you please but Vote in the Center center center cen cen- ter of the group was City Commissioner Commissioner Commissioner Com Com- missioner Knights Knight's son Ralph a class magazine for men Esquire hits the better news stands this week the slot machine ban is lifting editorial short gleaned from the Daily II- II lini Daily Trojan and Idaho Argonaut Argonaut Argonaut Ar Ar- in the same same- week Marriage an achievement that gives a girl the blessed privilege of eating things that will fatten ever notice J. J D. D Caulfield's infectious infectious infectious laugh one more week of football and Fred McKenzie is due for a face lift why didn't the yell leaders let the rooting section stand up when B. B Y Us U.'s band played Utah Man Man there was plenty of time for the card eard stunts which incidentally were o. o k wonder if the students will be placed on the twenty yard line for forI forthe forthe the Aggie game we have to I fork out an extra ante and the moans will be plentiful if mid-field mid I seats arent aren't forthcoming Eliminate home work and save both the teachers and children from being worked over-worked and the tier will wiIl both be better prepared for life Dr Henry Schumacher I |