Millard County Chronicle | 1917-07-19 | Page 7 | He Found Way to Wake Her

HE FOUND WAY TO WAKE HER Minister Annoyed by Woman Who Persisted In Sleeping During Service Had a Bright Idea The minister of L is one one of those quietly humorous characters 01 or of whom there are mun many in n the church lie He has inns a n deal to contend with in his preaching and amI the chief matter he ire has to combat Is sleep Many Ian of his hearers be begin ln to doze the minute he ire starts preaching The minister arranged with the verger yerger that In future he should endeavor to waken wak wak- en sleepers from front the pulpit lIe He managed this tilts successfully for some time but one Sunday Sunda lie he failed to rouse an old woman a well known innkeeper in the tire parish At length just as ns he was about to yield a bright Idea struck him trier Ill waken her this time he ex ex- claimed Striking the side slit of the pulpit firmly firmly firmly firm firm- ly with his clenched fist he to called culled out pint IH here rf Janet whereupon the good old innkeeper started up and replied sir sil coming 1 I