Show A big noise never Indicates a wise head bead It is often the pastime of at i a i fool tool There are entirely too many traitors traitors traitors trait trait- ors and spies in this country Let the lamp posts come into their own Federal Judges throughout the country are sending the slackers to jail for a year and a day Amen East St. St Louis it seems is becoming becom becom- ing hag Its It's brand of is distasteful to the rest of oC American mankind Yes we are keen on t free ee rides but deliver us from an airplane with witha a hundred guns popping awa away at us This old print shop looks powerful good to us Just now Down with the spies spies or or up with them them them-or or anything to get rid of or them Too much is more than a sufficiency In time forsooth we will cease to say uneasy uneas lies the head that wears a crown There will be no crowns to wear Some day a fellow will invent a pipe that will do its own puffing putting You bet we are perfectly willing willingto to go to war provided the government government government govern govern- ment will furnish us a horse and an automobile for tor our convenience and anda a mule or a delinquent subscriber todo to todo do our kicking Dont Don't bother your head pouring over a French primer young man A kiss tastes just as sweet from a foreign tongue A friend who thinks he knows more about running a n. newspaper than Ve we do advises us to go back to the farm Bully Give us the tar farm and well we'll go We tried manfully not to see that couple the other night but our eyes just refused to be diverted from tram the spot Still you know we couldn't help it and it-and and perhaps we wont say any more about it No dont don't ask us its it's too good to repeat But they J are locking the school house now and have a a. guard on the steps No it isn't at all difficult to apply common sense if it you have any to to apply The best advise we can give you William si never buy anything you ou cant can't pay for Let them give it to you Nevertheless we insist that God Is good to us He is not on our delinquent delinquent delinquent de de- list The kaiser announces that he will fight to the last gasp Certainly we dont don't expect any other outcome I |