Show SPORTS PORTS SHORTS BY BY PARRY SORENSEN h v Believe it or not this conversation actually took place between two iwo football players one a senior the other a junior Said the junior I gOt a 0 Christmas card today from the coach did y you u Naw answered the senior my football days are over why should he waste a card on me Note to Ike Names of these two will ill be furnished upon receipt of a sta stamped ped self addressed envelope Heres Here's one for Ripley Harlow Sharp has been elected swimming captain three different times and never served once Intelligible No Below are listed the three reasons in chronological order First time Didn't come back to school Second Time Went on a mission For the third time we are giving the readers a choice of reasons one is as bad or good as the other 1 In the school of medicine 2 Helen 3 Both The Big Eight for which everyone on this side had such fond hopes of raising th the standard of grid play in this sector was very short lived It seems that the left out schools in Colorado mOaned to the governor the result of which was Colorado U deciding to stay within the conference Well We'll just have to wait and see what the next brain brainchild child of some enterprising coach athletic director o or grad graduate at manager gets in the way of a reception from these small schools It was interesting to note the attitude which the school papers of the eastern division schools took on the secession 4 matter The Rocky Mountain Collegian from C. 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U of showing the white hite flag I The publication of the Colorado School of Mines one of the Little Four schools took an attitude of Sour Grapes Apparently this school has never done a bit of in its existence It is a well known fact that the scholastic average o othe of f the football team is above that of the general student average ac according according ac- ac cording hording to their sports editor Well they can claim that as a distinction distinction tion on but as for us wed we'd much rather have an ordinary scholastic scholasti c average average and six Rocky Mountain championships in a row as our claim to fame Just for for- tho the sake of raising an argument here is ye scribes scribe's prediction as to what Utah's starting lineup willbe will willbe be next fall is barring any unforeseen developments from the frosh ranks Ends Swan Ends Swan and Beckstead Tackles Tackles Reeve Reeve and Johnson Guards McKenzie Guards McKenzie and Center Center Roberts Quarterback Quarterback Quarterback-Arnett Arnett or Cowley Halfbacks Halfbacks Rinaldi Rinaldi and Larsen Fullback Fullback Kramer Four tasty trips are in store for the footballers in 19 1934 Included in the schedule are jaunts to Des Moines Iowa and Denver Fort Collins and Boulder Colorado Fred McKenzie would just as soon stay home and play all of the games in the stadium If we had been to as many places as he has wed we'd probably feel that way too but right now the more trips the better i Note to Bert Hunt Heres Here's the mention you asked for Well We'll Wella a also so try to include your name somewhere in the wrestling story next week Crabby Crabby Bridge varsity center hasn't returned to school this ter It brought to mind something he told me shortly before the end of last quarter Now that Ive I've had four years of a social career Im I'm going to business college and get an education Taft Watts brilliant forward of last years year's varsity is back in school doing graduate work He keeps in basketball tr trim m by playing for the Clark Insurance which meets the d Denver Pigs tomorrow night in the Deseret Gym I couldn't help note the comparatively small size of the Columbia football players during their recent visit to Salt Lake Reports from the coast had it that the team was outweighed by Stanford but they didn't look much bigger than many high school teams I have seen in action Captain Cliff Montgomery had beautiful a black eye which prevented him Mm from taking a preferred screen test at the Warner studio If he still wants to he can take one in New York but Cliff doesn't go much for the idea He wants to get into business after his graduation in June Coaching is too uncertain according cco ding to o Montgomery For the first time in many moons the Utah swimming team is is going to have a tough time defending their western division swimming crown crown Reports from Logan say that the best swimming team ever will represent the this year Rolly Roily Sleater and and Peet Peet Carlson who are both majoring in physical education are doing their cadet work helping coach the East and South high basketball teams respectively While 1 le the rest of we poor unfortunate students are going through the drudgery of going to to school in this institution Wafe Risner Warier pound guard of the 1933 varsity is going on a 40 day cruise to the South Seas A millionaire in Our midst No Hes He's going as a cabin boy on a private yacht Wafe has been to the Hawaiian Islands many times on steamers and yachts |