| Show of I I 10 I I I Personal Piffle 1001 I I I By Ky Duck It loks as though Johny Platinum Platinum Platinum Plat Plat- hair is doing such sucha a good job of running his class this thi year that some of the ringers will wil try to elect a man running on th the non-affiliated non ticket next Sop Soph year Shades Shades of Earl Profile Coppock It may be interesting to th the Frosh who haven't had their carsto ears ear to the ground that Dr Phi Kappa Kappa Kappa Kap Kap- pa Phi Fellows was at one time tim head of the University of Maine It is too bad Dr Fellows that tha they give Rudy Vallee all the credit credit cre- cre dit for putting that school on th the map 4 The fact that a man cannot us use his head to think and to raise haiat hairat hair hai hairat at the same time is borne out emphatically emphatically emphatically em em- in the person of Dean Torts Leary And while we are on the sub sub- of law I make a motion that tha we change the name of the Barrister Barris Barris- ter Club to the Club It will be a big help to Earl Pass Out Groth or Mac Weak Gilled Ballard It is a fact little known to the student that Ivan Three-on-a- Three Match Krueger the Swedish match king who killed himself in Paris last spring was the chief en engineer engineer engineer en- en who built the first real skyscraper skyscraper skyscraper sky sky- scraper in New York the Woolworth Woolworth Wool Wool- worth Building Congratulations Jerry Sigma Nu Jones in not assuming that executive look in your coveted position I dont don't see how you re re- re tain thin your meeting with Jay Ritter polisher Parkinson every day Confidentially I think that the republican is having a rev rev- elation Back to fraternities again we put forward the potent thought that if Paul returned missionary mission mission- ary Hansen expects to reform frat r ites he he had bett better r starl start with his first love How about it By Pal and more pal Woodbury |