| Show Transportation Takes Fakes Time Writer Computes Riding Car-Riding Time i I Every once in a while some wit breaks out in print with a startling startling startling start start- ling announcement to the effect that if all the elephants in the Sahara formed a single line around the equator they would become become become be be- beI I come very hot or that if all the engineers were laid end to end in inthe inthe the same place it would be a darn dam good idea The Chronicle feature staff in tune with the statistical turn of the times after some ten weeks of or damp cave thinking is is ready to inflict the world with the following new and startlingly different different different dif dif- ferent developments in the line of or useless information We Vc should have to our credit approximately approximately approximately ap ap- proximately 12 specially arranged arranged which exist for no one else and while we are arc going to use in several very interesting in interesting interesting in- in ways ways ways-to to get our twelve term papers written before December December De- De cember comber 20 to catch up on sleep or to get off a good old lone hi-lone- some We Ve get that way by the following ingenious deductive process we have been riding street car to and from school for I approximately five years nine I moths a year five days a week I two times a day and ten minutes per ride Adding up our separate minutes of streetcar riding we find we have approximately 1800 minutes of perfectly good unused time something about these yellow yellow yellow yel yel- low vehicles of conveyance utterly utterly utterly utter utter- ly robs us of the power to do anything anything anything any any- thing more constructive that try to read the last line of the optical advertisement opposite or count the checks on the boys boy's overcoat ahead which ahead which make hours twelve and days or a little littleover littleover littleover over two school weeks weeks- Which we suggest the Chronicle feature staff use to do some more damp cave thinking and quit bothering bothering bothering both both- ering us |
