Show t K f r. r tN U Portrait of 0 a Man With a Hammer Things Thing'S that still burn me up and Men G-Men lost los knock me cold The the decision against all those Nazi saboteur accomplices in hi Chicago The high courts held that the FBI didn't arraign them properly In time of ot war yet The Men G-Men must longer try to It seems no of his learn leam from a spy the names confederates Until his arrest is announced I They must arraign him Immediately let the newspaper newspaper news news- paper men announce the fact and tip off his confederates to to take It Iton Iton on the lam Add delicious reading Going back backover backover backover over the files to read the boasts and the Italian Ital threats of VirginIo Gayda the Gayda-the ian Goebbels It 11 is mental dessert des dee sert Just as good as os the speeches of I U If you throw a brick through a grocers grocer's window to steal a n loaf loat of bread you bread you get your name In the papers I If youre you're arrested by the Dept of ot Justice as a Hitler agent agen however newspapers mustn't mention your name I If you attack l Hitler agents In and out of Congress you Congress you get panned by name In the Cong Congo Record Badoglio who whenever never fought Fascism Fascism Fas Fas- cism Is getting better treatment from America than De who never stopped fighting it it Among Amon other things we cant can't get excited about Is how the war affects the stock market At last Goering has a good reason to wear all those chest medals They're proof bullet Germany has admitted that it torpedoed the Robin Moor Look back at the files Tho The obstructionists blamed it on Britain and everybody except Germany Germany Germany Ger Ger- many Those of us who said it was Hitler were called warmongers Add bond slogans Digging Into your jeans to buy more bonds Is better than digging a foxhole Swell novelty song Letter to Mussolini with Benitos Benito's reply on the other side A reporter named Allan Chase didn't like the looks of Francos Franco's In Spain So he went Into the Latin American countries to learn more about it He found out You'll find it In his new book and he offers data to move your eyebrows to your hair hairline hairline line lane Chase Is no punch-puller punch Names names dates and ana places You'll be surprised whom you meet in his pages A Aone one time one Ume household name movie gal star for instance Another person mentioned still sits pretty In high office Memory Dept Remember the Americans who screamed that Fascism Fascism Fascism Fas Fas- cism was Invincible Rem Remember how they urged you to appease the because Axis Axis because the Insisted insisted Insist ed we were too weak to fight back Remember the names the they called Americans who urged that something be done to stop the spread of ot hate here Remember how they described Fascism as the wave of the future And now that wave of the future future Is a small swamp of the past In 1930 Gen Smedley Butler winner winner winner win win- ner of two Cong Congo Medals publicly criticized Mussolini After the story broke about II n Dunces Dunce's motor motorcar car crushing a child In the hit- hit and run and run manner That's what Gen Butler called him a him a hit and runner In a speech at the Contemporary Club Philly Mussolini protested via the Italian Embassy As a result the Navy ordered a martial court martial court but later Inter rescinded it Manhattan Murals Morals The men In uniform and their lady friends car friends car carrying on In the doorways of ot Fifth Filth Avenue shops shops shops-n in the The blind magazine mendicant holding an nn arm load of ot heavy at the Roxy waiting for forthe forthe forthe the chorines to buy Sign In a midtown cafe Dishwasher wanted wanted wanted want want- ed Will pay Lockheed wages Funniest sight In town The camel camelIn In the park zoo zoo with with Its Summer haircut The uppity Avenue buses busei which have an official name If you please please Motor Motor Co Coaches ches The seedy character long black beard and hair down to his hI shoulders who Is known as Hair Hair- less leis Harry The Str Street t Swing Alley victory garden scarecrow scare scare- crow It looks better than most night club patrons The gambler who feeds hundreds of ot pigeons In is that lot nearby every day daY because because he be thinks it Its iff lucky Have Dave a laff aft Laval warns warm the French people that the Allies want to set let up a dictatorship In France Mussolini flopped and suddenly Laval comes out with a 8 sour lOur notice for dictatorship Now It Is Sam Grafton Graft who Is scolded for referring to the King Bing of ot Italy as that moronic little king But why The moronic moronic moronic mo mo- mo- mo little king says the war is to be continued continued and and His Royal Lowness Lowness Lowness Low- Low ness signed the Declaration of ot War against the U. U Sl SI s n oj l J |