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S war bonds Is Its It's ls l's America on Guard and andL L aint you ashamed That Wilfred Wilfred Wilfred Wil Wil- fred Funk the word authority says the saddest word in any language is forgotten the forgotten the most beautiful is love and the coldest is no now How many of you know that Chris Columbus had a wife and that her name was Felipa Moniz de P Peres Peres- res- res trillo A Portugal who wed him 15 13 years before he married America That Montgomery's Eighth army Includes Nepalese Poles Greeks Frenchmen Arabs Australians Austra Austra- lians Bans English and South African Dutch That an example of ot su su- per acting was the way Duse could actually blush blush on on cue That In a tiny town called Matagorda Matagorda Mata Mata- gorda Texas pop about all activity and business stops for lor five minutes at 11 a. a m m. every day day day- when they pray for the end of the war That the mayor of Ashland Ash land Ohio has designated ted every Thursday for Clor the as Day It is unlawful there thereto to complain grumble or beef beel on Thursdays That in Australia they are now rationing adjectives Advertising copy there must not use 04 like glamorous exciting exclusive and lovely |