Millard County Chronicle | 1943-05-20 | Page 2 | Briefs...

I B BRIEFS R I E F S by Baukhage I J What Is the shortest joke one will is the Berliner asks We win 6 r oly C l' l War Ration Book No 3 which provides provides provides pro- pro vides new stamps to replace those running out in existing books will willbe be distributed through the mails to more than individuals beginning beginning be be- ginning late in June and ending July y 21 A man said to a waitress in a restaurant Im going to have another another an an- other cup of coffee Not here nere said the girl Well see sec said the theman theman man bring me a cup of hot water The waitress did he opened a cigarette cigarette cigarette ciga ciga- rette case took out a little envelope dumped its contents into the cup There was his coffee sugar and all perfectly legal But it does seem like a lot of trouble