Show nf ii i 1 A fl r New l' l York orli heart Heartbeat be at 14 Broadway Side-Show Side Fred Fre-d Allen and several other were bending over in a circle yesterday yesterday- at a Street corner when corner when th the mayors mayor's gambling anti crusaders crusader swept down on them and started t to toC C lock them up Hold on there ejaculated Fred This isn't a crap game Were We're saying good good-by to a drafted midget Midtown Vi Vignette ette It happened r yesterday at a local draft board One of Broadways Broadway's better known playboys was summoned a second time They classified him months ago ago He went through the examination again jumping on one foot 20 times times then then the other Bend over Breathe fast I Breathe slowly etc etc When it was over he chuckled confidently confidently confidently con con- and said Well can I leave now doc doe Just one moment was the reply raise your right hand and arid repeat the following oath Manhattan Murals The hard hard- boiled hack inspector on W. W Street Street Street-a a woman The carts that peddle a hot dog sandwich and anda a drink for ln In In the Wall Street sector sector richest richest sector in the world The skyline of New York from froma a ferry docked in Jersey looks Jersey looks l like ke kean an old vaudeville street scene backdrop Riverside Drive in inthe the resembling resembling a country lane The sign on the vegetable stand Please dont don't squeeze me lady until Im I'm yours Midtown Horatio Alger He was the owner of a tiny luncheonette in inthe inthe the SOs on Broadway The landlord landlord land land- lord forced him out when he raised L the rent from to a month That Tha t was two and a half years ago and ago and the landlord couldn't find another tenant until recently The little storekeeper took a lease on another site at Street where r the Worth Worth hat store used to be In less than a year year year- along came the Pepsi Cola people and decided that the location was ideal for their Service Mens Men's Canteen Can Can- L teen teen They gave him a young fortune to get out Hes He's retired Novelette This actually I happened in San Francisco recently When Capt Frederick C. C Sherman Sherman Sherman Sher Sher- man now a Rear Admiral of the Ill fated d. d Lexington arrived there there- rebe re- re he be wore only his dungarees dungarees and and those were borrowed He set out outto outto to buy a new outfit and while ent en t route to a naval tailor he stopped at att att t t B a 5 10 to get some tooth paste tooth brush shaving cream and so sol soon l on f The handed him several small packages May MayI i. i I h have ve a rubber band to put around r them he asked The girl 4 scowled and indignantly asked Mister Mister dont don't dont you know theres there's a war on Man Uan About New York it Co The cast of or This Is the Army Ty t dined with the President and ij Mrs Roosevelt at the White House After they all were seated Mrs Si- Si President walked in and they got up Please dont don't get up whenever when when- f ever I enter or leave the room she said graciously You know I Iff ff- ff have bave a reputation of being quite a ar r traveler Capt Dan Topping i J. J i. i groom of Sonja Henie has healed V the breach between her and Dennis Scanlon her former manager He j recently won his suit against r her Newspaper editors hear that this problem confronts Elmer Davis The German section of the OWl wave short division New Yorki York i branch is U. U S. S broadcasts broadcasts broadcasts broad broad- casts in the German tongue They I Include Socialist Social Democratic Monarchist and Centrist Centrist- propaganda i da each da-each each fighting their own o personal differences over the American short short- wave lanes A few ites are also on the staff stall It all messes ro up The Big Idea Orchids to Shield No of the gendarmes He straightened out but flat a West Vest Street hotel barber who charged o a sailor 5 for a haircut shave shine and shampoo The Magazines l The matter of l t When there will be a second front is something for the military and naval naval naval na na- na- na val to decide I. I F F. F Stone c reminds in The N Nation tion If IL the President Pres ident i- i dent ruled over-ruled them the same voices who are now yelling ton for it would be the first to scream dictator dic die f From G. G Washington's time until now Colliers Collier's reminds c subscribers every wartime President President dent bickered with Congress Congress and and c I th the nation has bloomed in spite of them all tt 0 Typewriter Ribbons S. S W. W MeGill McGill Mc- Mc r Gill Political prejudice plus perI personal per per- personal pique prevents patriotic performance performance performance per per- G. G B. B Shriver Remember Re Re- r. r member that United begins with U 0 Anon A conference is a meetIng meet- meet I lag Ing where people talk about the things they should be doing Wm Win Mallory Hes He's just the crackers crack crack- ers era in the bed of my existence Ralph H. 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