Show BRAND OF PETROLEUM SCRATCHES You and I buy petroleum and products by-products of pe pe- because of its oiliness smoothness freedom from heat good for bearings f tine fine lubricant keeps things cool and then to think you and I should finein find fine in a br brand nd of petroleum abrasives grit harsh Partis parti- parti s of emery dust making heat-making words words words- foreign to any use of Petroleum We refer to the product from the Ickes Refinery o othe of the trade name Co Rubbing it between between between be be- tween the fingers a sure test on petroleum here are samples of the grit abrasives foreign chunks in it UI I find it full of misinformation that is either de lib lib- ate or the product of abysmal ignorance Deliberate misinformation is the longer term tenn for that making heat-making grit in the bearings sometimes used instead which is Youre a A bearing that has run for months as smooth as silk no heat no odor no stink no stench flares up instanter on tossing in a pinch of that word Then abysmal igno- igno once ance is neither cooling nor It has a ahard ahard anard hard nard reflective surface and of times reveals the hurler hurl- hurl er er- er ersome some say better than a fingerprint So if you see abysmal ig tossed into the bearing sure you just give it t the once over and there is the reflection of the guy that tossed it in Professional traducer 0 O Harold Harold how you do besmear yourself Come right out from playing with those nasty low-down low words Just Jus look at you now 1 Stop it this minute and come right now and have mommy wash your mouth out You NASTY BOY BOYll That Harold should bedaub himself like that in just playing pl ying in words What place in petroleum jelly has puling comment comment com corn ment went got Try jam Well give Harold the anyway Puling comment Votes shy away from that phrase like from emery emery emery em em- ery grits in lube oil And then Harold showed his peeve peeve- If what you say is true this country would be in a hell of a mess Hoping you are the same I am Why Harlod Ickes Have your I mouth washed out again Mommas Momma's ittie boy oozed to be so Ill I'll put my darling ittie tUe lambie boy in the closet next Come Harold And a letter with just that little rubbing we gave it the same as we test petroleum showed those cutting cutting cutting cut cut- ting heating grinding abrasives in it Throw the sample out Watson try an another other brand The Coordinator Coordinator or Co Coordinator has no place in this machine shop For a key to this read Behind the Scenes of Current Current Current Cur Cur- rent News in the Tribune by Paul Mallon issue of oi M May 19 Harold was once such a cute little fellow fellow- b before he broke out with importance Its swelled swelled swelled swell swell- ed him up worse than mumps ts t's an axiom of that a man shows his pet peeve by the way he busts into print Cant Can't take it Hit im in the belly Paul then when he lowers his guard reach for the button Sock it to |