Show Two Act Drama Presented 3 tg C C Tragedy of Bop Bog Blue P Proves oves Comic By MOANING JIM 1 JIMA A play in two scenes tableaux Scene I IThe IThe IThe The curtain rises on the balcony of a certain building where students students students students' stu stu- dents dents' are eagerly awaiting a lec lec- ture Th The troth truth of the matter is that some of the students are there thereto to impress teach teachers rs or to gain credit credit cred cred- it hours in the extension div division sion Freshmen in green are studying hoping that some professor will see them and note their diligence They have not yet learned better The residents of the university are engaged engaged engaged en en- in a lively banter ad lib to impress upon the others how great is their wit Vit their popularity their intelligence etc ad infinitum The only students on the campus are those who have the brief case habit Th They y have their brief cases lying on their laps even at the lecture lec lee ture They must take them to bed with them at night and sleep with these portable lockers so that they may absorb even everi in their sleep the wisdom contained there there- in A college wit the comedy relief relief re re- re- re lief enters with femme Hardy Buffoon Guess Guess the main reason reason for wasting time on this lecture is that Ill I'll be able to replenish replenish replenish re re- re- re my vocabulary ary with some choice oice swear words The crack I is not so well received and the I wit half-wit subsides into silence Enter the brother of the student student student stu stu- stu- stu dent president who basks in the reflected gory not a typographical cal error of his brilliant brother After an intelligent debate as to where they should sit he attempts to dislodge a poor po poor r freshman who has been in in- inthe the building since 7 o'clock trying to save seats for all ali his high school s friends D. D C. C Here here boy you cant can't save seats in this school He implies Dont vi know who I am But the fresh frosh doesn't and D. D C. C goes elsewhere for I seats scats Scene II The curtain rises on on a n ful stage Enter Cadet Officer Goes through the business of moving moving ing the six chairs two inches each Satisfies himself that everything is in order Takes his bow and de de- de parts In the wings Boy Blue coaches his tin soldiers Boy Blue Now dont don't you go till I come come and and dont don't you make any noise Meanwhile the Master of Ceremonies Ceremonies Cere Cere- monies sweeps onto the stage and cleans up a a of f applause Continued on Page Three J Two Tico Act T rage rY o oBoy of Boy Blue Presented Drama Proves Comic Continued fro from Page One Exits not not to to return until everyone has gone goner and he can have the stage to himself Now the tin soldiers march II I stiffly on the stage and and- stand rigid rig rig- id like id-like like nothing human The show is beautifully staged We the audience audience audience au au- hope that Boy Blue wont won't forget his little friends Boy Blue enters and comm commands ds the thc attention attention attention at at- of the audience B. B B B. B May I tell yo you about a playmate of mine who ca carried ed me meon meon meon on his back once when we were playing horse Im I'm sure that that you'll agree that this makes him hima a great fellah He is a keen little kid and I hope that he will be a friend of yours too The soldiers sit down amid much creaking of their stiffened joints join s. s After advertising a local doer doc doe doctor r t tor r who mended a slight injury the the little playmate makes a long speech Authors Author's note In producing this this' the hero may do as was done in the original play play may may extemporize extemporize extemporize ex ex- temporize ad lib ad infinitum in inthe inthe inthe the hope of gaining generous ap ap- ap- ap Remember to bring the curtain down when the play is ended |