Show Book Photos Go Coo Haywire D o oi Students Sad On Viewing Pictures But this picture has a mustache drawn upon it with a a. pencil questioned the ticket man at Kingsbury hall Wednesday night Yes sir sir- just before I got my picture taken I got in a fight and I she jabbed my face with a pencil Oh yeah And the gateman pushed d the student out of line re retaining retaining retaining re- re his Activity book Step up Lets Let's see your picture he orI ordered ordered or or- dered ot or the next student Is this I your picture Y Yes es sir Huh Youre You're not cross I know not but it its it's s me me any any- way waY If And the nose loops down over the mouth Sorry youngster but Ill I'll have to take up this book Aw mister its it's me Its It's really eally me Honest Sorry but you'll have to see the school authorities about it I cant can't do anything Im I'm hired by a detective detective detective de de- de- de agency not an art gallery And the gateman shoved the university university university uni uni- uni- uni student out of the line retaining re retaining retaining re- re his book According to last reports the stud student nt is still endeavoring to obb obtain obtain ob ob- b tain in his Activity book I Some of the photographs photograph in the I Activity books are good An ex- ex pug with cauliflower ears lowering lowering lowering lower lower- ing eyebrows and a proboscis smeared against his right cheek photographed like Rudy Vallee without a megaphone A student from Chicago is contemplating contemplating contemplating con con- withdrawing T The h e number over his bovine countenance countenance countenance counte counte- nance happens to be the same as as' as the number appe appearing ring over a similar similar sim sim- ilar picture p posted sted on the bulletin boards of throughout the United States But t referring ferring again to the student student student stu stu- stu- stu dent who didn't look look like like himself he wants to know why his profile wasn't included with the straight view Even if it couldn't identify me I r I could use it for a m map ap of South America he states And better than a profile view would be finger prints Even a dumb gateman could see I look like my finger prints |