Show buss Annual International Utah Coed Billie Shakespeare started the boll boIl weavil rolling when he wrote In a Name A name meant a lot more to the pickers of the official University of Utah's girls' girls football team than it did when Romeo climbed the walls to tell Juliet to turn the lights out Chaos famine and stainless zebras zebras zebras ze ze- ze- ze bras could not stop the selection of the mythical eleven which will startle every headed bald-headed professor sor and members of 0 0 club Boys 0 Girls Kibitzers from to sent in their se selections selections selections se- se but Benjy J. J Garlick won the first prize for sending in the strongest team Phyllis Bennion the young gal who could name every defeated vice ice presidential aspirant of the American Deseret Fish Co at the age of 3 was chosen for quarter quarter- back This gal never ends signals with a preposition or split infinitives infinitives tives on the weak side of the 5 yard line linc Betty Thompson was again chosen chosen chosen cho cho- sen for the right halfback post Betty Detty ed Co-ed cannot only run with the ball but she cannot punt pass or dropkick which makes her au au- au- au Who makes her automatically automatically automatically au au- au- au I When Then Betty has the ball aall remember two if by sea and andone andone andone I one if by hand Frosh Virginia Cripps is the only one of her class to place in the backfield posts Her outstanding achievement so far this year was the diagnosing of opponents' opponents plays Against the wall the opposing signal signal signal sig sig- sig- sig nal barker yelled Gods in His Heaven alls all's right with world She immediately remembered Browning and chirped Pippa Passes Betty Detty Richardsons Richardson's ability to capitalize her name in the exams is responsible for her cognomen as fullback When Betty scrambles through the line to reach over for fora a drink in the Park building fountain fountain fountain foun foun- tain look out because the sandman sandman sandman sand sand- man and devil will get you if you dont don't watch out you rascal you Two little blondes inexperienced by game have been chosen for the end posts Miss Eleanor Eberhardt Eberhardt Eberhardt Eber- Eber hardt frosh would have made the backfield but all the scouts and pickers reported that she was not fast enough Miss Winifred Dibblee Dibblee Dib- Dib blee will play the other end tion An experienced chess checker check check- er and pong ping-pong player Miss Dibblee Dibblee Dibblee Dib- Dib blee has proven her worth in n getting getting get get- ting out of bad holes The tackle posts presented plenty plenty plenty plen plen- ty of worry However when the name of Aurelia Hampton was presented presented presented pre pre- one big worry was over Miss Virginia Calhoun better known for her Garbo impersonations was chosen to silhouette the theother theother theother other tackle job Kay Hardy and Joe Price al although although although al- al though a little ineligible were chosen chosen chosen cho cho- sen to bolster up the center of the theline theline theline line as guards To finesse on the fourth hand is an impossibility when these girls are on to your tactics Both girls are reported tobe to tobe tobe be getting up in the world Sparkling Virginia Gege Howard Howard Howard How How- ard who passes the ball baU from the pivot post with the precision of an Afghanistan turkey hunter was named for the center role Gege makes impossible pass Watch for her Sister Pinky Covey will coach the team Trainer and rubber Blondie Anderson and mascots Ann Genter Center and Laura Young |