| Show Heres Here's a Sad Tale ofA of ofA ofA A Sorority House I By ERASMUS X K YON VON JONES This story frankly appeals to your less worthy emotions If you feel that you do not wish vish to in indulge indulge indulge in- in in these emotions for fear of lowering your moral standard read no farther If you feel that your character is strong enough to counteract counteract counteract coun coun- the lowering influence of this little tale proceed In the bathtub of a sorority house half awash in the warm enervating enervating enervating en en- water reposed an ual The sex How de we know The keyhole permits no further range of vision than the edge of the bathtub on the one side a pair of house slippers on the bottom side a splashed soap-splashed mirror on the farther side and a doorknob on the top But sounds escape readily from the room A few faint splashes and the slap of water on a bare surface indicate that the individual individual individual ual in the tub has moved slightly Why do not doorknob manufacturers ers make larger keyholes in so sorority sorority sorority so- so bathroom doors The splashing sound persists 1 l Is the individual hunting for the soap turning over or playing with the water as does an infant 7 Comes the sound of a bump against the the bathtub Perhaps the individual knocked an elbow on the side of the white enamel tub Maybe May May- be the person is reading the society society society so so- section of the Utah Chron Chron- icle Comes the low murmur of voices Can there be two individuals in the bathtub 7 The sound grows louder Two individuals are approaching the room from which we are peeking Quick Into the closet Behind this fur coat filled with mothballs Two girls pass the half open door Their ankles are slim A whiff of smoldering B Bull ll Durham penetrates penetrates penetrates pene pene- the closet Says one of the girls Have you seen the new mascot 7 No Have you got a new one 7 Yeah Come in and look at it Weve We've got it in the bathtub A knob turns with a snap a door creaks on its hinges Oh aint it the cutest thing A tortoise of all things Moral An eye on the bathtub is worth two at the keyhole |
