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Show ' ' Happy Vacation Cary How are you getting along at home since your folks went away on their vacation? Mary Fine. I broke only one dish today. Cary Wonderful, how come? Mary It was the only one left. Turn Off the Motor Sammy (to kitten purring on hearth) Well, Kitty, if yeu are going to park here, you'd better turn off your engine. No Sales Resistance Einstein's home in Princeton, N. J., is a modest two-story house. Yet he once ordered an elevator installed. A friend heard about the purchase and inquired. "In heaven's name, Albert, what do you want with an elevator?" "I don't know," replied Einstein, Ein-stein, "but the man selling them was so nice 1 couldn't say no." |