| Show P Plaster ster Slingers Smear Up Speech Abode Post haste P ost haste Carpenter r You may be able to plane a bit But to make a bit quite plane An Anyone one who hires you OU Must surely be insane This little belated ditty of Valentine Valentine Valentine Val Val- entine day all goes to show how the contractor building Kingsbury Hall HaIl is not suffering ring from any mental disturbance whatsoever In fact carpenters are now as scarce in Kingsbury hall as millionaires ires in Russia Their place however has been been replaced by those knights of thel cozy white mud called plas plas- i Plasterers are sloughing their slimy stuff into every corner cornero o of the aforesaid edifice thus demonstrating demonstrating demonstrating dem dem- the nearness of of the the- first dramatic production in it When one enters Kingsbury Hall HaIl one thinks of taking aking a bath White anterooms with beautiful tile tiie steps enhance this effect Alas he is out o of luck Coleridge well weIl might have said of the situation Water Wat er water nowhere without a drop to drink let alone to bathe in However w wg will forget Coleridge and step into the sanctum which will in future years save the dramatic dramatic dramatic dra dra- matic department much hard earned earned earned earn earn- ed money Ah the sensation of amazement and awe which one feels eels when entering Plaster on the stage stag on the wa walls s on the floor I as well weIl as in the workmen's pock pock- ets Why theres there's enough lime on the floor alone to last the National League for one year two months and three days and to mark every f football field in Utah All AIl this goes to show the enormous enormous enormous enor enor- amount of materials being used to make the University a bigger bigger bigger big big- ger and whiter place |
