Show tho the average obituary writer gives death a new sting tor for the prominent citizen many pockets are like a certain drees dress fastening closed by a touch r opened by a pull doston boston being the home of culture and enlightenment has taken to mob bing its coal dealers thomas thoma 11 ochiltree wit an ani I 1 arter after dinner speaker left loft 26 in cash and no debts good epitaph the man who cant can t find something to occupy hia his min I 1 usually boesa t have much of a mind to occupy the football eason season closed without the precipitation of anything start ling in the way of a new college yell now that mr nir dooley Is married and has coal and other bill MIN to pay bis his philosophy will mill be put to a soccio a test all the scientist who hag taken ail all the alcohol out of wines and liquors be ablo able to induce any one to drink theat even boys who are not riot interested in comi inea ines as yet put their sleds together in a double runner if it they can get a plank J pierpont pont morgan la is said tn to have been very proficient in mathematics ax a a and ho he has been eligur ing estr since russell sae sage la Is reported to be ha hav ing trouble with lungs but it li Is not at all probable pru bablo that he Is cough lug ing up anything what kind of mothers does penn syl ey ivania vanla expect to develop from girls who go into factories at the ago age of 11 and work all night an english journal calls tha the vene duplan war a contest between two whales and a wildcat why not say two sharks and a polecat 44 the crown id princess ni ess of 0 saxony woul I 1 undoubtedly get more sympathy from tho the ladles if that handsome french tutor bad had not butted into the case it if circumstances shall require a defense of the monroe doctrine in venezuelan waters admiral dewey will not be bo satisfied with any mimic maneuvers it la Is said that ilia farmers of at the united states own GOO aclei of at woodland strange stat nobody has thought of 0 organizing a tree trust A baltimore man who burled him self alive has been arrested for ills orderly conduct tho charge la Is faulty it should bo be for conduct unbecoming a gentleman the king of portugal visited the duke of at marlborough none of the other dukes was so honored this la Is what comes vt of having gool american money in the family some of the stories now being related of thomas D dmd were told of his predecessors in the speakers akern chair and will also at fit the careers of most of his successors prince chowha maha malia wears american garments now lahe it he will vill apply to the courts and get bis his camo name the improvement vill be stilt still more marked james J Ins insets lists that there are boing to be he hard times perhaps mr knows of a few blocks of stock that he would like to buy tn in at lower prices caari a they are now command ing A coterie of new york women led by mrs richard henry savage Is demanding street cars for women only they woul I 1 b be about as popular with the average lady as tho the manless dance it has las leen announced that a renewal of the debate between cornell and Colum bli for a period of three year years Is assured too lonial loni webster and hayne coulden t have held no at au bleace for 36 months A wisconsin pait pastor tor a has been seriously hurt during an initiation into a u diversity liver sitY ilter iry society rah for or the supremacy of nind mind over nutter rah rab for tho the men tal discipline of collare lito there will be no titles of nobility ta LZ franco france it the plan af the radicals Is I 1 adopted dut but rich american girls ani anilois tois to buy husbands with title will plenty ol 01 them scattered scatter cil around in other parts at of europe treal phyl physicians elane have tile discovered covered that electricity will cure ean consumption this makes the fifty seventh consumption cure that has been beta discovered during the past six alx lx month hy will people still insist on an dying of con gotham bankers have bind mad a pool of to prevent a paal panic ie in wall street ZvI EvIde denVy eUr qt it tb th iamb lambs havo a teton clos akib keri ail ud tho thrifty oper store of ht tw be aim 1 ear care of until woo rowe rows R owe or more lambs ara bon bovia |