Show LD lq in dr john kail liall 4 time it was the custom in hie his church to use the old fashion empl hymns and the singing waa was congregational on one on occasion occa eion the late N william at 11 burts s arts diKo discovered vord E delafield smith the lie well known law lawr er and the corporation counsel or of new york singing will ull all hh hlo heart and whispered to hie his friend why there ie to smith singing I 1 want to be an angel I 1 knew he abated to be district attorney but I 1 didn dian it know he wanted to be an angel the was repeated to air smith and quick ab u a lash flash caine came the file retort t no I 1 ba baie diew mentioned the matter to evarts knowing that ho be lial hal no influence in that an amusing occurrence took place in a church in new I 1 idon when hen ir dr wrightman who was well and anti favorably known in hi was ite its pastor one ono sabbath morning 1 a stranger was in the pulpit with dr wrightman the latter after after conducting the usual devotional introduced the Bt tranger ranger as the rev mr smith and that gentleman rising promptly with out mentioning chapter and anti verse announced aa as hia his text of whom the chale family in lippirt n and earth eartis Is named after the service mr smith asked dr Wt wrightman ightman why the congregation appeared to be when the text was announced an old man who haq empl employee oyei as night watchman an I 1 eald said to be very fond of a dram waa was golm going bl his round one very stormy night when he dis covered a man taking eh sh her iter from the rain the watchman informed td him that he would mould bavo haie to ducamp at once the stranger pleaded and begged but the watchman waa was out he must go the man roae rose and producing a bottle of whisky remarked marked rt 1 ell I 1 suppose I 1 will have to go but will you take a taste of this first tho the watchman atchman brightened up at once and said 01 man did ye think I 1 wan was in oarn earnest cst T A certain minister waa was recently asked by a lady iad of his hi aarl 1 2 latance to a I 1 tress th oung women of a society in a which she was interested she was wai an ardent abstainer and often had bait ha I 1 discussions with the minister on tho the subject of total abstinence on this occasion however aha she requested him to talk to her girls against the love ot of dress which she said was causing the ruin of many a promising young woman of the present day in fact it was last becoming a v curse the promised to aldress a hires them on the de do sired then with a twinkle in his eye ho he added and shall it be mod moderation gration or total abstinence la is it love asked the doubter 1 I rave about hir hair here eyes I 1 seek her out on all I 1 am content to hold her hind or hours at a time I 1 find and a heretofore herto ture fore unknown rapture in her smiles and kisses but Is it really loyel 1 1 I should judge replied his prosaic friend that it ought to be ah but la Is it well I 1 can till you how to find and out how I 1 marry her st Peter What was your business 1 I on earth the stranger 11 was a baseball it umpire pire st Peter Indeed and what Is 1 your own opinion of your fitness foi admission here the umpire ale alle NN hy by I 1 m as straight a shoestring aa as you ever let in st cloter peteri 1 in afraid I 1 it have to dispute that the Stranger What Dis dispute ILI that a lust just enough from you it you aln aint t back on the bench ineide of twenty seconds fine you 30 mother said aid a little girl looking up from her book what doe does trana trans ob across the atlantic of cou course rie don t bother me dote does trans ran always mean across I 1 suppose it does it you dont stop bothering me with your questions buu go to bed then doe branal transparent arent mean a cross parent ten irl autes idler later that little girl was resting on her tiny couch the czar of all the 1 roso rose from his repose we will have coffee I 1 he be said salt 1 I regret aire sire rt turned the gentleman ot of the buth rote that the coffee Is not this morning sut I 1 in fact sire it has alrea already ly poisoned three gentlemen la in waiting then aid said the czar I 1 we must do without have the cook discharged from n cannon my aly dear he said softly well she returned with some there Is just one thins thing I 1 desire to know in order to be contented with my lot what to I 1 IW itaho she asked I 1 will you hold me up as an a model to your third husband as you now hold your you first husband up to me 11 1 I think she ald that foolish dont you well he rt replied plIed there certainly la Is a ix great deal of foolishness connected with it they eat looking earnestly at each other tor for a little while then sao sho wrig sled about and aid said oh dear I 1 fol tool so foolish this eyen I 1 wonder the matter A ith me mc father sternly Your examination I 1 understand tales place in a week and hero here you are idling away your time without ever ope opening tiling a book it seems to me that you ought to be going over oyer all you havo have learnt in order to ax it more firmly in your mind soa cheer cheerfully tilly 0 0 that alt all right I 1 can read up all I 1 havo have learnt b before la in half ball an hour are you going soing to the don tona tons party tomorrow night asked Har flar duppe of hie his wife nol vol replied mrs mris 11 II lir how cui c ui n I 1 when I 1 have haye nothing to wear that Is about all you 11 aced responded he lie tho the callea are to appear la in evening drw dress ti ll i i A mamie began ue we bodeen the ant hemn 1 ere are you food ot t the national game welt wello mr replied the blush blus btag tag youad lady 1 think 1 or might irke to take a base and he not being a natural born chump knew there waa another fee for the curley see that fellow looking over there he used to go to the samo same college that I 1 did I 1 bouder it he lie remer abers me butleigh ask him for the loan of five live dollars curley I 1 what bat for burleigh if he be remember remembers you you won t get it it to tonne ne that was a horrible break you made talking to wedden yesterday ajr what do you mean Town eYou asked him if it he wan t getting tired of the new now woman browno browne well wello towne well he has ha been divorced kwie ind has bai just married his third mimi join jolin T of del has been mado mada the recipient of in lu the will of ft a man he nursed hen ben the latter was a poor miner a the hackles thirty years ago this haa has been made tho the text of sermons upon tipon the wisdom of charity it might more atly be the subject of ef an a essay upon the wisdom of picking out likely subjects for charity it make makes me so glad ehe she eld said that few king kings nowadays have the right to dut o 0 their subas to death without first giving them a trial oves aft 10 1 he replied it Is rather a good thing but there theres no filing wiling how soon the may go back to the old way may of doing things by providing them K j eaf aff with 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