Show SUGAR IN SOUP THEN LIES quick wit enables man to crawl out of dilemma there had been a glorious game gaine of golf followed by a jolly dinner alithe at the clubhouse sometimes it is not the correct thing to tell even a story with real names hence it happens that it was the joneses who pave gae the spread and the person that happened in was smith smith is really a man of parts wealthy intelligent and genial and usually knows what hat but he lie Is not given to swell affairs and is not dress withal business A call had taken smith to the clubhouse and jones seeing him called him to the table after the others had ad begun soon as he was seated being preoccupied by salutations from other pe person rAon a the table that he knew he was nas absently sweetening the cup at his elbow when mrs jones hoping to make tha th matter quite plain to this plain man said ah mr smith er that ls Is the soup yes thank you 11 smith nonchalantly replied yes ui a I 1 understand but I 1 always sweeten by bouillon with the slightest emphasis emp havis on bouillon but smith was nas at that moment a R pro pre v to put it mildly he lie really thought the cup was tea and probably ver iver tasted sweetened bouillon in his |