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the babo babe has on I 1 the h mother it li is the strone strong arm of 0 th the mother buldini the babe that keeps the child safe death aud and life lire and prin ani power and things pres ent nt and things to cume come might parate separate me my love 0 of god but neither pre lf nor death nor principalities nor power powers car thinas present not things to come nor height nor depth nor my any other created thine thing ahall shall be able to separate parate ee me from god a lov ly maz abbatt D 1 D bow every one know knon that tor for one man tuan who ii Is arrested for drunkenness there her are tire at lea tn ten and often twenty who go home intoxicated in london englard there are lre 14 drink stoops aop and every year 20 person persons ire tre ar reeled treated tor for drunkenness in the unite I 1 langdom 11 there are houses and every ear there are aj OJ arrests tor for drunkenness drunken if it we allow w six alx lx drunkard drunkards for one arreace arr ejel I 1 for drun r unken 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