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Show Things -We Think riLA'GS OTHERS THINK, AND WHAT WE THINK OP TUB TIUNGS OTHEItS THINK I I If you apply whip and spur to your self It won't bo bo often necessary to apply them to others. $ $ j Oentus is bound to bo recognized If you aro not recognized you surely 'aro not a genius. 4 5 Evan an aitlflclal blush Is better than nono. S s s A hardened character sometimes can bo softened by kind treatment, j $ 3 Better go down fighting than go up in -smoke. 3 s -s "Automobiles arc here to stay" nn nuthorlty announces but motorist want them to bo hero to go. $ $ s Any employer knows that It Is not (Uio Inspired worker but the teady ono "that causes tho company lo pay dividends. $$ 4 ....Autoinobllo -no -doubt ..aro ..ono great causo of unrest. It keeps tho .pcdestraln so busy dodging them that ho doesn't get a chance to rest. $ $ $ Rcjolco not unduly In tho day of triumph that you may sorrow sot unduly In tho day of defeat. 3 s A small performance is better than a largo promise $ & J Tho swelling often may bo taken out of tho head by reducing tho in-come. in-come. j j 3 Then thcro is tho man and he's often a woman who Is so softhearted softheart-ed that ho thinkB no criminal could bt guilty. $ A man may bo as homely as a 'hippopotamus 'hip-popotamus but somo woman will say, "Ho has beautiful oyes." . $ $& Hero is a hint for women: No man over goes' Into a restaurant, whether ho pays two dollars for a sandwich or five cents, without a mental resvervation in favor of the kind ho can get In a home. S j If you don't save you ought to slave. $ 5 $ ...A man Is ns old as lio feels, when your clutch begins to slip, try something some-thing you know will stop it or elso lo somo experimenting. $ An optimist is a man who has gone without eating so long that his garters gart-ers aro too largo anil makes himself him-self believe that tho rubber In his garters aro giving out. $ 4 Lcn Hospers says thero is nothing' strango about tho average woman and Webster defines "strango" as being be-ing somctiilng never ..boforo ..seen, heard or known. It a stranger knocks lot hor In. S $. & "Fatty" Arbucklo says ho is going bank on tho stago again but if he loes ho should take tho position of stago carptntor. $ We said tho other day that wo had heard of over)" kind of an Insurance company, from which tho company that Insures one against loss In case pt an auto wreck, to tho company that Insured fairs and entertainments .from incurring a loss, but had never heard of a company that insured safo ty for bandits and other law-brcak-cro. Tho minister was standing near by and said ho represented that company. p p v Thoro Is somo consolation la learning learn-ing that whoro a murder would bo committed for ?35 in 1019, tho sluggers slug-gers domand an avcrago prlco of ?CG per murdor this year. Monoy being scarco, murdor should fall oft considerably, con-siderably, S $ Moving plcturo makers aro discontinuing discon-tinuing tho practico of holding leg shows because- they bavo so much competition in eyoryday life. $$ $ Looks llko tho high school, and college col-lege girls aro going to ruin dame fashions decree that rolled stocking and Bcc-moro petticoats should be worn, t 3- O A cook book says "ono can discover discov-er a bad egg by its odor." but when a frugal hemsowifo goes Into a storo to buy a couplo dozen of eggs sho don't fool like breaking them open to boo whether thoy smell good or not. |
