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Show j . . THE PRESS-BULLETI- N .. PAGE SEVEN L'Mr iSr(?lJiKaJser 'William, - There'sotuiuch for"ine to tell, For the .Yanks will make' it hotter Than I can for you in, hell. "I've been a mean old IDevll . But not half aa mean aa you. And the minute that you get here I will give, my Job to you. "I'll be ready for your coming, ' And I'll keep the fires all bright And I'll have your room all ready ' When the Yanka begin to fight. . "For the boys in blue will get jrou, I have nothing more to tell. Hang up the phone and get your hat, And meet me here in hell." THE KAISER'S TALK TO HELL " . By W, E. Curry , The Kaiser called the Devil up On the telephone one day; The girl at Central listened to All they had to say. "Hello," she heard the Kaiser's voice, ; "Is old man Satan home? Just tell him It is Kaiser Bill, That wants him on the phone." The Devil said, Hello" to Bill, And Bill said: "How are you? I'm running here a hell on earth, Ort tall tyiu what in tin'' Ul Vtl " 'jWhat can I do?" the Devil said, "iMy dear old Kaiser Bill, If there's a thing that H can do To help you, 1 sure will." The Kaiser said: "Now listen, (And I will try to tell The way that I am running On earth a modern hell. 'Tve saved for this for nwww years, '(And I've started Qui V WU. That it will he a. modern Jon, You ieY fc 'Kaiser ill. . "My army went through Belgium, Shooting women and children down We tore up ftll her eountry And blew up all her towns, 'Wy Zepps dropped bombs on cities, Killing boCh old and young, 4 And those the Zeppelins didn't get Were taken out and hung. "I started out for iParis With the aid of poisonous gas; The Belgians, darn 'em! stopped us And would not let us pass. "My submarines are devils ' Why you should see them fight! They go sneaking through the sea And sink a ship at sight. "I was running things to suit me, Till a year or so ago, When a man called Woodrow (Wilson Wrote me to go jpore slow. '1He said to me: Dear (William, We don't want to make you sore, So be sure to tell your ts To sink our ships no more. . "We have told you for the last tlm, 80, dear Bill, it's up to you, And, if you don't stop it, . You have got to fight us, too. "I did not listen to him, And he's coming after me, , With a million Yankee soldiers From their homes across the sea. "Now, that's why I called you, Satan, For I want advice from you; I knew you would tell me JuBt what I ourht to do." - - : $100 Reward, $100-- -- 'Ths reader' of this.- - paper. will b pleated to learn that there ia at leaat one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all tta stages and that la catarrh. Catarrh being greatly Influenced by constitutional conditions requires constitutional treatment Hall's Catarrh Medicine Is taken internally and acta thru the Blood on the Mucous Sur-faces of the System thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, giving the patient strength by building up the con-stitution and assisting nature In doing its work. The proprietors have ao much faith in the curative powers of Hall'e Catarrh Medicine that they offer One Hundred Dollar for any case that It fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address P. 3. CHENEY & CO., Toledo Ohio. Sold by all Druggist. 16c CAUSE OF DESPONDENCY - ;i; 1. Despondency is often caused by Indigestion and constipation, , and quickly disappears when Chamber-lain's Tablets are taken. These tab-lets strengthen , the digestion and move the bowelsv Advt. THE BINGHAM HOSPITAL Dr. F. E. Straup Office Hours: 9 a. m. to 10 a. m. 1 p. m. to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 Evenings Phone No. 4 1 CHAMBERLAIN'S COLIC AND DIARRHOEA REMEDY Now is the time to buy a bottle of this remedy so as to be prepared In case that any one of your family should have an attack of colic or diarrhoea during tho summer months. It la worth a hundred times Its cost when needed. Advt. GRAY HAIR BECOMES dark ileum Try Grandmother's Old Favorite Recipe of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Almost everyone know that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound-e- d, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was) to make It at home, which is muasy and troublesome. Nowadays we simply ask at any drug store for "Wyeth'a Sage and Sul- - phur Compound." You will get a large bottle of this old-ti- recipe improved by the addition of other Ingredients, at very little coat. Everybody uses this preparation now, because no one can possibly tell that you darkened frour hair, aa It does it ao naturally and evenly. You dampen i. sponge or oft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap-plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and rlossy and you look years younger. Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound is a delightful toilet requisite. It is not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention ot disease. ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? There are a great many people who would be very much benefited by tak-ing Chamberlain's Tablets for a weak or disorder f stomach. Are you one of them? Mrs. M. R. Searl, Baldwins-ville- , N. Y., relates her experience in the use of these tablets: "I had a bad spell with my stomach about six months ago, and was troubled for two or three weeks with gas and se-vere pains in the pit of my stomach. Our druggist advised me to .take Chamberlain's Tablets. I took a bottle home and the first dose relieved me wonderfully, and I kept on taking them until I was cured." These tablets do not relieve pain, but after the p&in has been relieved may prevent its recurrence. (Advt. IF BACK HURTS USE V SIM KIDNEYS at less meat if Kidneys feel liks lead ' or Bladder bothers yon Meat . forma vie acid. J i Most folks forget that the kidney, '.ike the bowels, get sluggish and clogged and nurd a flushing occasionally, elsa we :ave backache and dull misery in the Udney region, severe headaches, rbeu- - ufitic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, .leeplessoess and all sorts of bladder dis-orders. V ' . You simply must keep your kidneys Hive and clean, and the moment yott ' J jl aa ache or pain ia the kidney - gion, get about four ounce of Ja4 ilta from any good drug store here, ; -o a tables poonful in a glass of water fors breakfast for a few days and iiir kidneys will then act fine. This mous salts is made from the acid of rapes and lemon juice, combined with ;hia, and is harmless to flush clogged :idneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neutralizes the acids a the urine so it no longer irritates, .)mi ending bladder disorders. ? Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive; nakes a delightful effervescent lithiv rater drink which everybody should take low and then to keep their kidneys clean, hus avoiding serious complications. A well-know- local druggist says he . oils lots of Jad SaHs to folks Who believe q overcoming kidney trouble wails it is 'v trouble. ' GET YOUR PHOTOS IN BINGHAM There la a splendid photograph gal-lery In Bingham under the manage ment of J. B. Carlson at 467 Main St Mr. Carlson Is successor to Mr. Ga brlelson. Day or night pictures. People Expected to. Stand Behind th. - . Government In War Savings j : . Stamp Campaign. I , , , ' ' ' Whore do you stand? Uncle Sam wants to know. You have only a fev3 ' ' more days In which to decide this quest tlon. June 28th has been declared the) day by Presidential, proclamation uponj which you must decide whether yo are for the government, whether yotf stand behind the army and navy ot the United States whether you are loyal American citizen, whether you are willing to loan your dollar ba enable the government to tight to the end which must result In a victorious) peace or whether you are against the government and believe that the age brutality of? the. Hun, the awful atrocities committed by him on women and children must not be avenged. Oa that date you will have to show ' your hand, the cards must be face usf I for on thut date .which has been pro-- claimed National ar Savings Day it will be known whether or no you have signed a pledKe curd to buy War Sav lugs Stamps at definite periods dui the remuiniler of the year. If you have not signed auch pledge, ; bought outright for cash your share, the War Savings Stamps loan, yon are In the slacker class and as such. Wilt be branded In your community. The yellow card proclaiming you aj slacker will have been sent to the I treasury department and you will be) entered I the small list of those what . (are against the government and at such should go to Germany and live with those wfjoij you endorse and la wm you brieve. There is no half-wa- y position In thl War Savings Stamp loan. The presli dent has called upon you to lend him your savings both now and what you tin sa"ve during the remainder of this year; the call la a command to enlist In the War Savings Campaign t the see retary of the treasury has called upon you to lend the treasury your savings, the Governor of Utah has called upon you to come to re rescue of the govt ernment with your dollars; the Wat Savings Commission of Utah through, its director and state chairman, haa . called upon you to sign a pledge card) that you will let Uncle Sam have your money; the senior senator from Utah has done likewise and all these aava concluded their appeal thus "that th evening of June 28 shall find no clth sens of Utah unenllsted In this nai tlonnlly Important request of the got ernmenL' It Is up to you. Be a patriot or a yellow dog. Sign the pledge card. Individually you are a committee o one to see that your neighbor Is em listed as you have in volunteering youl, dollars to Uncle Sam. HVTilDUSTItltt REVIEW Ogden 'Extensive repairs are being made on the county roads near1 here. Salt (Lake Preparatory to begin-ning development on a big scale, the PopenShenon - Co., operating in the Salmon 'River country, has closed a contract for the construction of a nine mile power line and has purch-ased & considerable quantity ot new machinery. Prove The North Tint'c mine prop-erty sold for $7,000. iMoab Survey of government state post road between Thompsons and Blandlnit. 122 miles, is couplcted. Milford A large body ot rich oro on a 300 foot level, running about 20 to 25 por cent copper nnd carryi ng a quantity of gold and s'lvor. encoun-tered at Creole mine. Proper legislation per ilttlng devel-opment of the West's oil and water-powe- r resources would be the greatest labor, fuel and time conservation measure ever passed. Our law mak-ers have wrangled over the proposi-tion for years and in this time of stress it is nothing short of criminal for polit'cians to continue the delay. Nephi now is assured of a Federal Building. The site is purchased for $5000. ' ' . Nephl la to hove a. Carnegie Wb rary, , (American Fork Work has com-menced on the road between Pleasant Grove and here. Salt Lake The UtahJWyomlng fl to purchase $27,000 worth of oil and gas properties. Bingham Canyon Metal mines here are developing large amounts of high grade copper ore. Salt (Lake (Eighty thousand acres in San Juan County are to be sold at from 2,50 to $15 an acre. The tracts include coal, agricultural and grazing lands. Ogden Eden and Taylor Schools of the county system are being remodel-ed and repaired. . IMoab $2,593,022 assessed valua-tion of Grand County for 1918, an in-crease of $48-7,39- over 1917. Every private citizen and every publio official should oppose radical measures discouraging to industrial development and tending to increase the city, county and state taxe3. Moab The convict road crew will complete their work at Seven Mile. Salt (Lake The first contingent of 1200 boys of boys working reserve will leave for tho northern part of the Btate to work on the beet farms. PafSott Pftvlng work is underway here. . Parowan Contractor are prepar-ing for the erection of magnificent structure for Bank of Iron County. Salt (Lake The Utah IPower & Light Company has applied to the Public Utilities Commission of Utah for permission to extend its system into the town of Perry, where it seeks to Bell electric current for heating, lighting and power purposes. t Salt (Lake iWork on the Strawberry Road Is contemplated. Salt Lake The Utility Commission authorizes Increases in gas rates of Utah Gas & Coke Company to enable it to meet greatly the Increased oper-ating costs due to abnormal conditions over which company had no control, Similar increasea are being granted in many states' to enable the utility com-panies to maintain efficient service, Salt Lake The discovery of a foui foot vein of copper silver ore within 16 miles of here is reported by Free Metals Mining Company. American Palls it is estimated that the electric current developed from water power saved 1,000,000 tons o( coal in Utah in 117. New freight rates will add approx-imately a cent a pound to cost of copper production which added to the general advance of 26 per cent in the cost of operation since last Septem-ber makes an increased price for red metal essential if the maximum pro-duction la to be maintained. 'Battle Mountain iMinlng camps are booming. Tungsten mining is Im-portant, some leases are netting $1000 a day. s here are yielding profits;, much ore is be-ing shipped. Salt Lake Shipment of coal to northern California is to be doubled. It is estimated that 15 beet sugar factories were built in 1917 at ap-proximate cost of (1,000,000 each. Utah is credited with 10 per cent American beet sugar production. (Salt lLake Appeals to go to the department at Washington for the construction of the Moffat railroad develop resources ot northeastern Utah. Fillmore City A two ton truck freight service between Delta and the east side of the county Is planned. Agitations and controversies which discourage sugar beet raising and sugar manufacture injure one cf the West's greatest industries and offer direct aid to Germany through cut-ting down sugar supply. FEEDING YOUNG DAIRY STOCK Where Milk Is Not Available It Is al to Supply Protein by Use of Legumes. (Prepared by the United States ''Depart ment of Agriculture.) It Is a common practice among dairymen to feed skim milk until the k calf Is approximately six months-o- f age. Usually the time of weaning de-pends upon the availability and cost of the milk. When milk Is fed In abundance It furnishes the greater part of the pro-tein necessary for the growth of the animal. If no milk Is fed it becomes necessary for the protein to be pro-vided from some other source. Prob-,'- V ably this can be done most econom- - I Ically by the use of some legume, such as alfalfa, clover, soy beans, or cow-pe- a hay. When hay of this sort is toot available It Is necessary to provide the bulk of the protein through a grain, mixture. In either case, plenty of roughage should' be supplied to the' growing heifer at all times. During eummgrj jyhen good pasture lj avalj-abl- e, the heifer needs no supplement-ary feed, although a little hay and grain are sometimes advisable late In the season to Insure steady growth. . Tart of the roughage should be sil-age, If It Is available. , A heifer of Hbt months to one year of age will consume from 5 to 15 pounds of sil-age a day. The grain mixture used 'mat be made up of (1) 8 parts of cracked corn, and 1 part wheat bran; (2) or 3 parts cracked corn, part wheat bran, atl'tf 1 part ground o'atsi (3) or 3 parts cracked CorH, i fcarj wheat bran, 1 part ground Oats, ,1 part linseed meal; (4) or 4 parts cracked corn, 1 part wheat bran, 1 ' part ground oats, and 1 part blood meal. Either 1, 2, or 4, together with all the alfalfa, clover, or cowpea hay that the heifer will eat, makes a good ration. In case no leguminous hay auch as that Just mentioned can be ob-tained, No. 3 is advised, because It contains more protein. Another ex-- Jf I " ' 'in Should Be Encouraged to Eat Good Roughage at an Early Age. grain mixture, tobe used when .auch hay is lacking, is composed of 2, parts of cornmeal, 2 parts of Un-- i seedneal, and 1part of bran. The quantity of grain to be fed de pends very largely upon the Individual animal's growth and condition, as well as upon the price of the grain. Some feeders desire a rapid growth of the :young anlmnls, and for this reason ieed heavily with grain, while others are sntisfled with a slow growth and try to carry their young stock largely on roughnge. Either extreme Is un-- wise and a medium course between the ) two is advisable. A safe rule to fol- - 1 low Is to feed one pound or gram ror the first hundredweight of the heifer I and one-hal- f pound for each addition ial hundredweight After the heifer reaches one year of age, the following rations are sug-gested; Cornmeal, fed according to the rule Just mentioned,. together with all j the alfalfa, clover, or cowpea hay that the animal will consume. If no leg-uminous hay is available, grain com-- I posed of 2 paTts cornmeal,. 1 of bran, 1 and 1 of linseed meal, gluten meal, j. or cottonseed meal, and JO to 20 p-- r- pounds of silage, together with all the ' dry roughage that the animal can con-sume, will be found to be adequate. Undor ordinary circumstances a gain of at least a pound a day from the time of weaning to the time of first calving Is a gooJ average for a dairy I heifer. 7 SUMMONS , In the Justice's Court, in and for the Tenth Precinct, City of Bingham, County of Salt Lake, State of Utah, Before Jno, p. Green, Justice t the. Peace.' Brunno Perrt, plaintiff, vs. GuglielmO Pacl, defendant. The State of Utah to the Defendant: You are hereby summoned to appear before the above entitled court within ten days after the service of this sum-mons upon you, if served within, the county in which this action is brought, otherwise within twenty days after this service, and defend the above en-titled action brought against you to recover the sum of thirty-fiv-e dollars, legal interest ot the rate of 8 per cent from Sept. 1st, liM, and costs of suit; on account of board and lodging sup- - plied by the plaintiff to the defendant, and in case of your failure to do so, judgment will be rendered against you according to the demand of the com-plaint. Given under my hand this llth day of June, 1918. JNO. C. GREEN, Justice of the Peace.' Artificial Gems. Nearly all artificial gems that is to say, stones that are really made by artificial means are compounds of alum crystallzed unflei Special condi-tions. The metallic salts that are add-ed during fusion determine whether the stones produced shaTI be sapphires, rubies, oriental topazes; amethysts or emeralds. , 1 . - '"... ' :" ... Stand up and be counted with thsj loyal ones June 28 no matter bov , small your monthly loan ma be. Bujp, War Savings Stamps. Many are giving their lives ; you art asked only to loan your money. Bu War Savings Stampa. ; ., v.- - . v DOING GOOD '"1 Few medicines have met with more" favor or accomplished more good than Chamberlain's Colic and 'Diarrhoea Remedy. John F. Jantzen, Delmeny, Sask., says of it, "I have Used Cham-berlain's Colic and Diarrhoea Reme-dy myself and in my family, and can recommend It as being an, exception-ally fine preparation." Advt. What It Really Proves. "Almost all the great wars In his-tory have started In April," says a Harvard historian. Which goes to prove that mere man would rather fight than go through the ordeal of spring housecleaning. - Rochester - . Post-Expres- ; Wives Evidently His Hobby. Probably the modern world's marry- - -- tng record for men was created by ' George Wltzoff, the bigamist, whose marriages have variously been estimat-ed at from 200 to 800. It was report-ed that in the space of a aingle week he went through marriage ceremonies , with ten women. ' ' - t "DEVIL DOG" AND "BLUE DEVIL" TOGETHER I ! ; - jX "'v , A W of to I, l' ...1'. i, 1 ' . A The American on the left is a United Stutes murine. Fritz, after his first cla8h with him, dubhed him a "teufel hund," which Is perfectly good German for "devil dog." The soldier on the right is a member of the Chasseurs Alplns, whom the Germnns have called "blue devils." Both marine and chasseur have willingly accepted the appellations. Made Matrimony a Business. -- In a bigamy case-I- Russia In 1910 the prisoner, a beautiful young woman of some thirty summers, admitted that she had been married to sixteen hus-bands, running away from each In turn and taking all their portable property with her. , Good to Remember. It la well to have visions of a better life than that of every day, but It la the life of every day from which ele-Irae-of a better life must come. Maeterlinck. . V .l-t- Difference In Bread Making. Little Oscar called on a neighbor', boy one morning and was Invited In to wait for his friend, who was not quite ready. The neighbor was kneading bread and asked: "Does you mother make breadV "Yes'in," replied Oscar, "only she don't play with It like yow do." ,;. To Prevent Belching Make a regular habit of eating slow-ly, masticate your food thoroughly, and you may have no further trouble. If you should, take one of Chamber-lain's Tablets immediately after sup-per. ' DO YOU KNOW WHY - - Some Wen Expect A Woman To Ba ft "Bandy Man"! . ' own tote iy Ejectier ' " V ? Z-T-HiS II " CcTvyTT" I y 7T1 WuH-i- M wckT"""- -. t-- KISS MepCv - : "- 'Shoves ru.S , PWTLs ( ? filir To...teii --32?)fc? --i -- i i v--h - 'y-ty-- M ?.r: " u J2f $ ' ' "" ' ' U'K r :fi 'V 44. . aW wti At.e i., Jr i; - he e.peerv h.S nro9A a Coo oo:e - tpsuoi.- - eeiMt. WMmtnmm, v' - - l",,-t-T- I - ' 1 ' ' SHIPMENT OF DAIRY CATTLE Not Advisable to Ship Fresh Cows Long Distances Except In Fast s ' Express Cars. Po nnt ship fresh cows lung dls-tanc-unless In express curs under particularly favorable conditions. The xponye Involved naturally limits such s to valuable purebred indi-viduals. Time and time CKuln, as a result of being shipped shortly after freshening or so ns to cuke In transit, fresh cows have been ruined so far as the next luclatlou hus been con-cerned. . ; ... ... ... |