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Show GATHERED SMILES Cruel Words. Bleep Is mi aid to beauty, we nre told: jet there are plenty of plain policemen. Answers A Warning. "Harry nuked my ltntiil for the next dimre." "Then fle It to him on w.l dlllou he keeps oft" your feet." Heredity. "Do you think the baby will take after Jim?" "Yes, If there Is anything to take." Different Kinds. He Dancing Is tho petry of motion, mo-tion, you know. She Yours Is the blank verse stuff. Naturally. "How did you enjoy the exhibition at the roo?" "I thought It ni n licnstly affair." Hard to Find. Beader Here'. mi Item sajs Germany Ger-many should be given credit, Cjnlc For what? Ain't It the Truth. "Thl whipping hurts me iih much us It does joii. my finn." "But nu are lire not so tender where It hurls J on. i." Couldn't Escape Them. "Hello, George. I hear you can't meet jour creditors." "You're nil wrmii;! I meet one every the inln-tiles." The Lady Lawypr. "We challenge that Juior." "On what grounds?'1 "She Is a brunette. Our client Is a blonde." Still With One. "Have jou gof rid of thnt nin-dnwn feeling jet'i" "Not wlillu I'm dodging the automobiles." Innuendo. "I can't do n thing with my hair." "Send It to a hair specialist," suggested sug-gested the other iliiinipl. A Prime Requisite. "That pnrllHlt of Mrs. Giuldy Is a M'enklng llkrnexs." "It wouldn't be like her any other wnj" Tenancy. KliUker .Tones lives In dip pnsf. Becker The only plme where there tire any Mieiincles. Credit Not Tight. Knleker Bunks ore reducing loans. Bmker But there Is no restriction on burrow lug trouble. Ccrretpondlng Action. "What did Smith do when the holdup hold-up t mill on tIiero:iil told htui to fork out?" "lie knifed hlui." Great Saving Adniu became Hithtislnxtlc. "I'm perfectly willing to economise by wearing old llg leuxcp," he a led. HI: Ccct More. SniiiMin wns plainly peeved. "I don't cee why they think n dollar haircut I e.peiso," he cried. - i Small Potatoes. , ,,, "Whiit ran I da for jou, mnilnmT', 'Tnn jou gle me small iliange for, this imtiito!" CnrliHiiiK Magazine. , i " "" " Curtain. "What do thej mean by n'-ciirtnln lecturer' 'it iikiiallyfulNiwH Riuoklng" In the pailnr." The Main Thing. ' "That .llltle waltrexu has taking wiijk." "I'wIsM i.ie had Mune fetch-lug fetch-lug oiien." f Forget It. Nllly Who Invented clasidenl music Willy (gloomily) What's the dlffer-eme; dlffer-eme; It's here." Musical Courier. His Lack. "Xnuli would inner hare made a very urcesful xker plnjer." ' "I iiiikc be wouldn't vheii he never held more than two of a kind." The End. Tonne ltrld Mother, dear, how long does the honeymoon luxll Mother Until jou luk jour hiulintid for money, my child. The Dlitlnetion. "Hnve you u good cook, Mr. Jnpps?" "Oil. yes, the cik's ery religious, but her cooking's dlabollctil." IT" Logical. i "The m'i onil Hjnr Hie .Smiths hud was oMiclly irRuir llrl one." "Well, why Jhouifju't ho be life far-slmllo far-slmllo for n sick tfiiiilly?" .litrudera. "Why doii't jfut take ibllilren In thU apartment houVdi"1 j Their cryjug." tepllel the Janitor, "Is liable In interfere w til the phono-gr.iphb. phono-gr.iphb. tiiul plnjer pin io.s." |