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Show Just A Breath. It seems that some of our extremo prohibition Democratic friends have decided that a whiskey breath is prima faclo ovldence that the owner own-er of tho breath has in his possession posses-sion more or less of the fluid that both oxhlllrates and intoxicates. Come to thing of it, tho case is plain. That ought to Justify tho creation of ono moro oftlcc that of "Tho Public Omclal Breath Smeller." Smel-ler." Hut ono demand of tho Utah Democracy Dem-ocracy is that economy and efficiency efficien-cy shall go hand In hand. And what veteran Democrat will bo nblo to sit In Juilgmont on a wretch ngalnst whom tho suspicion of nn Intoxicant breath may Ho? And If ono sobors up long enough to bit a competent Judgo how many breaths could ho Inhale before all his good resolutions would dlBsolvo Into thin nlr nnd mako him crazy to traco tho breath back to whoro It originated? It looks as though tho groat now fortune that has como to our Democratic Demo-cratic friends would havo Its trials. (loodwln's Weekly. |