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Show ARE YOU BALD HEADED? CHANCE TO JOIN A CLUB Shiny Pate Citizens ' of Wlnsted, Conn , Form an Organization Wlnsted, Conn., Oct. 24. If you have a bald and shiny pate do not keep Information about it "underyour bat" any longer. The Bald Headed Club of America, headquarters at Wlnsted, wants to hear about you, thoy want to make your acquaintance and If you are bald enough 'to suit them they will Invito you to join the Bald Headed Club of; America. ; The Bald Headed Club has sent out ' a hurry call for all bald heads to j join tho club In time for tho nnnual banquet in October. At tint time prizes will bo awarded to the shortest short-est "baldy" and tho tallest "baldy", in tho country; likewise tho prlzo winners will bo declorcd champions In their respective classes. |