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Show DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BE-TWEEN A FORD ANDAN AUTO Teacher Johnnie, Into how many, classes nro motor curs divided? Johnnie Two, Fords and Autorao. biles. Teacher Correc! . What is i( Ford' I Johnnie A Ford Is a scientifically conducted four wheel motor car Intended as the safest and sureh( mode of travel at the least-cost. Teacher Does It fulfill the purpose for whjch It Is Intended? , Johnnie It does. Teacher What can you say of a, day's outing In a Ford? Johnnie It consists of a continuous continu-ous spin over hill nnd vale, full o pleasure, fun and satisfaction. Teacher What are the, necessaries to take for a day's outing in a Ford? Johnnie A little gasoline in a tank, n llttlo oil in tho engine and a little water in the radiator, and your wife and babies in the car. Teacher Why are Fords moro, cheaply and satisfactorily operated than automobiles? Johnnie Because they aro mechanically mechan-ically perfect, free from cumbersome adjuncts; in other words, they are simplicity simplified. Teacher Now, wjiat ll an automobile? automo-bile? .Johnnie: A car usually of heavy wilght with big, expensive pneumatic tires, high rated horsepower, made up of storago batteries, magnetic clutch--OS a network of wiring, automatic pumps, air pressure pumps, oil pumps, win feed pipes, sight oil feed, odometers, odomet-ers, clocks, volt meters, aerometers, air. .pressure gauges, shock absorb ers and other mechanical conglomera-' tlorf intended as a medium of separating sep-arating the rich, from their cash. Teacher Does it fulfill 'the purpose pur-pose for which it was Intended? "Johnnie It used to but not now. ..Teacher What can you say of" a day's outing In an automobile? Johnnie It consists of-braakdowns, bog downs, layouts and blowouts .- Teacher What are the necessaries necessar-ies to. take for a day's outing In an automobile? Johnnie Four big' extra casings, extra tubes, an electrician, a mechanician, me-chanician, nn able bodied chauffeur, a check book and a good account with your local bank; and you will need to frequent gnsollno stations, telephone stations and gnrages. Teacher Why are automobiles moro expensive to opernto than Fords? Johnnie For tho same reason that It Is Is Impracticable to operate loco-motlvco loco-motlvco with pneumatic tlrc3 on dirt roads. J. I. Chlpley. |