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Show YON YONSENSEN AND POLITICS Ay just cum to tuno to study politicks and help In de lection.' Ay soo the.demokrals Iss trln to lect Vllcen kaus da say he cept us out uv var, and Bumburgur kus de dem-okrats dem-okrats had Stato vide prohibition In dar platform In do days uf old Lagoon. La-goon. Vo ay,donJ take no stock In dls Vllcen var bl'sness. Ay" notise ve-den ve-den nn Denmark is not In vnr an ay dont link Vllcen rept them out uf ar. Vllcen ha mado moro fus arid ha take moro nlllso uv ono Englishman English-man kilt in Mexico dan ha doso uf lots of Merlcans, an ay am fur Mcr-ica Mcr-ica furst. f Becldos by Yimmlny Vllcen ho Is rong on dls protexion biasness. Ry hock ho .dont beleavo In his own history his-tory for dare ho lss fur protection and hear ho lss fur free trade. Vy ay asked ono uf our big murcliants da oder day'vhy ho wanted high license lic-ense fur peddlers and ha say "to ceep him out o'here so ha can't sell his guds In koinpetlshun wld us mur-chents," mur-chents," so ny den say "Vel yu must bo Itopublookln" an ha say. !No, I Is3 demokrat," an ay den say "0 ay soo you Iss llko do domokrats uf do Sudern States, you vants protexion fur yursolf and free trade fur do udec feller" un den he say "Oud Day." An den Vllcen Iss rong on de vlm-mtn vlm-mtn votln. Ho Iss vlllln fur do negro, ne-gro, do chinamen born In dls country, count-ry, de foreign man, an de Injun to vote but ho dont want do vlmmln to voto, an ay tlnk do vlmmln vll copy his own vords an see dat he Iss "retired to a very quiet and private retreat." An Bamburgur do old lagoon manager, man-ager, by heck It makes mo laf. Do demokrats try to cloudy de Issue an say ItepublooklnB object cuz ho Iss a Yew, but da don't karo bout no mans rellgun joost so ho lss gud. Da 'don't vant Bumburgur caus ha Is3 demokrat, an lots peoples dont vant him on akount uf hiss Lagoon, Llcker busnlss. Bumburger ha maM too much money on vlskey at old Lagoon fur peoples too vant him. Da vant prohlblshun and Nefl L. Morrlco, yu jqost so It da dont. An den da dont llko Bumburgurs rekord on A. C. Kollego. In da Senate ha voted ev-erytlmo ev-erytlmo to unlto A. C. vld do Unlvar city. By Ooshamlty peoples dont vant Burgusun caus ha reduso his own taxes and rnzo his nabcrs, an da dont llko Facer caus ha lss slippery on da tax salo blssnlss. Peoples vant dem both liked caus da trldo to make Missus Prestun resign von sho vns locted vld moro votes den doy ver. By Yimmlny ay lafed von ay red doy Yournal on diss Missus Prestun -Komlshunor Blssnlss. Da say all vas vel at da Court Huse, nn yur rofureiico vas "pur talst, Indelicacy" an such llko. By heck vy don'd da git Missus Prestun tu say so. Ay heck ay tank Burgusun an Facer shood bod bo left ta homo. Yon Yonsonsen. |