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Show 80ME SAYINGS OF LUKE McLUKE When mother has tho goods on father and accuses him ot some hor-neryness hor-neryness tathor gets ten times as indignant in-dignant as ho would It tho accusations accusa-tions wero not based on facta. Why Is It that most of the family rows start at tho dining room table? Any old time a man Is a good loser you can bet that he didn't lose much. A lot of tho Juno brides who wore promised that they would never havo to boII tholr ltsoy, weeny, pltty flng-ors flng-ors by doing any work aro now wrestling wres-tling with tho furnace every morning while hubby pounds his ear until tho houso Is nice and warm. You can't mako a princess bollovo It, but tho fellow who can run fifteen fif-teen balls at pool often has a bard time making $15 per week. When a widow romarrlos tho honey moon usually lasts until her now husband hus-band nsks her what sho "did with tho Insuranco monoy. Glvo a man a morris ehalr flllod with sofa pillows In a theater and ho will remain wldo awako, aivo him a hard woodon seat In an uncomfort-ablo uncomfort-ablo straight backed pow In church and ho will proceed to go to aloep. Tho patriot isn't tho follow who Is always waving tho old flag. Ho is tho follow who minds his own buslnoss busl-noss nnd holps mako this a hotter country. If Gcorgo Washington never told a Ho It is a cinch that ho nover caught a fish In his llfo. Father i8 always bragging about his good Judgmout. Uut you may havo noticed that when n room Is going to bo ropnpored mother nlwnys solects tho wall paper. Tho stork has moro tlmo to loaf theso days. Uut lap dogs cost twico I ns much as they did twenty flvo yenrs logo. I The old fashioned man wlw used to havo nn I860 model chicken coop In his back yard now has a son who -keeps his 1915 model chleken coop in a garago ln tho back yard.. Every man wants to run tho homo nowspapor and tho homo ball team. Uut It you tried to run his business ho would want to fight. S2 Some men seem to bo hanging g around in tho world Just to keep K their wives from having a llttlo fun B on tho llfo Insuranco monoy. H Tolling your wlfo that sno looks better ln her bungalow apron than w tho woman next door does in her new street dress doesn't keep Friend fl Wlfo from wanting a now street M dross, but It salves her a wholo lot and helps somo. A man's hat hns to fit his head. A woman's hat has to fit hor faco. If a man bragged as much about "tho wlfo" at homo as bo does when bo Is with tho boys sho would think I a whole lot moro of blm. I About tho only men who nro living within their incomes nro tho follows who aro locked ln by tho guards ov- B cry night. |