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Show RULES FOR AEROPLANE GUESTS). Now that aerdplnnes are becoming so common a few hints us to tho aetn-piano'" aetn-piano'" etlquctto may not bo amiss. 'q will assume that you aro ll.. guest of honor and sitting next Vun host, 'who Is driving his own machine. It is advisable to keep up a rjinnltig fire of conversation, as there being no obstacles in his path to turn out for he can havo no reason for keeping h's nltenton on the steering gear. Ask him what mnko bis alrBhln Is Say you think that Is tho best mike. attor nil. , vAsk ir It Is a dirigible or n biplane. Say you thought so. Ask its name. Appear surprised that ho hasn't nnmet it yet. Snpipst (1) Skyscri'ir-r, (2) (' -n-el. Ct Meteor, (4) Hnlnlwv Teh' 1 tin you wlll.chrls'ot It for bin whenever ho likes. " Ask him what roally makoa it stay U.) lMetend to understand. Aik him if thoro is nny J.tn.r of an I'celdt nt Rorrifiik that you never oxperted to be 3-i nigh up In tho nlr until yo.i wi-Tit o heaven. Say ;tt, llko n bird In flight. A 'nilro uls go tup. Saj 'yru'd bo nfrnld to ?o with nny OliU l'l0. - Say It gives you tho slrangof.t sen-p sen-p itToti. Al: v hat Is tho propoll c. v Asl: what Is tho ruddor. AkK vbat Is ovory part jou can seo. Inqulio about tho parts jou cin't BOO. Taik en no subject but Aeroplanes. Art. If jou nro nearly thop). Sii- jou aro glad you aren't. ' Uogin a, over again. Cat olyn Wolls in Sue ss Magalne. |